 Reasons to hate the french |
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| Reasons to hate the french |
 Feb 28 2008, 01:23 PM
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One of my good friends is french and it's funny to harass her about being a frog. Unfortunately I've run out of stuff to say to her
So post some french jokes, or just general reasons to dislike them --------------------   |
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Feb 28 2008, 01:32 PM
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"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona.
Raise your right hand if you like the French ... raise both hands if you are French. -------------------- "There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: that of the fashionable non-conformist." |
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Feb 28 2008, 02:06 PM
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 N 0 t h i n g Group: Members Posts: 1,449 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 54 |
Going to Paris this saturday. Hopefully, I won't find reasons to hate the french while there.
--------------------  QUOTE (jonathan83 @ Nov 16 2007, 09:22 PM)  |
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Feb 28 2008, 03:21 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Forum Warrior @ Feb 28 2008, 03:06 PM) Going to Paris this saturday. Hopefully, I won't find reasons to hate the french while there. You won't unless you are fluent in French. They like to speak french "out loud behind your back" so to speak about how dumb americans are. Nevermind the fact we could kick their asses at anything but perhaps wine tasting. I want to poop on the Arch de Triumph. -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Feb 28 2008, 04:12 PM
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 START THE REACTOR! Group: Members Posts: 874 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 52 |
France backed our war of independence...HAHA STUPID FRENCH!
-------------------- FUCK YOU
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Feb 28 2008, 04:25 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
i seriously doubt dogmeat has traveled extensively. much less traveled to france
she probably laughs about you when you arent around -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Feb 28 2008, 07:47 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
I'm French
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Feb 28 2008, 08:49 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Feb 28 2008, 05:25 PM) i seriously doubt dogmeat has traveled extensively. much less traveled to france she probably laughs about you when you arent around Been there four (4) times Cat ... I even did cocaine there with a pimp. -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Feb 29 2008, 03:10 AM
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 From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Feb 28 2008, 08:49 PM) Been there four (4) times Cat ... I even did cocaine there with a pimp. Do French pimps wear purple suits and carry canes too? -------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM) Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Feb 29 2008, 09:11 AM
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START THE REACTOR! Group: Members Posts: 874 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 52 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Feb 28 2008, 08:49 PM) Been there four (4) times Cat ... I even did cocaine there with a pimp. Obviously, the French should be euthanized -------------------- FUCK YOU
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Feb 29 2008, 11:15 AM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
i dare you to say that to my mother
haHA you wouldnt! -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Feb 29 2008, 11:48 AM
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Frenchie? Where are you? Defend yo' self!
-------------------- I've got Lance in my pants
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Feb 29 2008, 01:24 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Feb 29 2008, 11:15 AM) i dare you to say that to my mother haHA you wouldnt! your mom thinks i'm hot --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Feb 29 2008, 02:07 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
she never said you were hot
but she likes tall burly hairy men that are gay -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Feb 29 2008, 02:31 PM
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 goldmember Group: Members Posts: 192 Joined: 27-February 06 From: dallas Member No.: 94 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Feb 28 2008, 03:21 PM) You won't unless you are fluent in French. They like to speak french "out loud behind your back" so to speak about how dumb americans are. Nevermind the fact we could kick their asses at anything but perhaps wine tasting. I want to poop on the Arch de Triumph. dont forget about soccer, they won the cup in 98. we havent won shit although we came in 3rd one year --------------------  |
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