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Testm0nkey
post Feb 25 2008, 02:50 PM
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i just got the first email from Tech's traffic and parking about a citation from 2006


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Spectatrix
post Feb 25 2008, 03:02 PM
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Man, is there a statute of limitations on that shit?


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Testm0nkey
post Feb 25 2008, 03:15 PM
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id think so. im just going to call them, give them my name and just say "for reals.... for reals..." and let them sort it out


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The Fanatic
post Feb 25 2008, 03:58 PM
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Do they ignore parts of reality?


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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Feb 25 2008, 02:50 PM) *
i just got the first email from Tech's traffic and parking about a citation from 2006



wow


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A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?

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Psykopath
post Feb 25 2008, 04:42 PM
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Why so serious?


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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Feb 25 2008, 03:15 PM) *
id think so. im just going to call them, give them my name and just say "for reals.... for reals..." and let them sort it out

Odds are it will be dismissed, especially since this is the first you've heard about it in 2 years.

Goddamn I hated that place...


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Psykopath
post Feb 25 2008, 05:19 PM
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Why so serious?


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OMG, I've been sucked back into NPR. crying.gif

Well...back to the dojo for now.

Impala has made me anger...time to punch things. smile.gif

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impala454
post Feb 25 2008, 05:29 PM
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See I did some good! tongue.gif
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The Fanatic
post Feb 25 2008, 05:45 PM
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blah


I hate work


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A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?

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Testm0nkey
post Feb 25 2008, 07:31 PM
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that new game show moment of truth is really gay! they take a billion commercial breaks and who doesnt win the 500k? obviously theres a really seedy weeding out process during the casting. "shes wearing waaaaay too much makeup and that bleach blonde aint hiding anything! shes on!"

this scandalous bitch was 1 question away from 200k and she lost ALL OF THE MONEY because she answered "do you think youre a good person" wrong. this was after she admitted to cheating on her husband, loving someone else on their wedding day, thinking she should be married to her ex bf, and not wearing her wedding ring to bars as to appear single


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pysex
post Feb 25 2008, 10:30 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH!


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QUOTE (The Fanatic @ Feb 25 2008, 05:45 PM) *
blah
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post Feb 26 2008, 11:57 AM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Feb 25 2008, 07:31 PM) *
that new game show moment of truth is really gay! they take a billion commercial breaks and who doesnt win the 500k? obviously theres a really seedy weeding out process during the casting. "shes wearing waaaaay too much makeup and that bleach blonde aint hiding anything! shes on!"

this scandalous bitch was 1 question away from 200k and she lost ALL OF THE MONEY because she answered "do you think youre a good person" wrong. this was after she admitted to cheating on her husband, loving someone else on their wedding day, thinking she should be married to her ex bf, and not wearing her wedding ring to bars as to appear single


stop watching tv.


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impala454
post Feb 26 2008, 12:24 PM
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I wonder just how many of those game shows are rigged/fake. In the very least, it seems they screen the people in such a way to select those who they know would make stupid decisions.

For example, Deal or No Deal, some chick has the $300,000, $20,000, $100, $5 cases, an offer of $175,000, and says no deal. No one with a shred of a brain would turn down a guaranteed $175,000 on a 25% chance of increasing it by say, $40,000. It's also funny how obvious it is when the person should take the deal, the host starts making comments like "well the banker doesn't think you're man enough to keep going", etc etc. Or when they should keep going and have good odds, he'll say stuff like "well, $25,000 is a lot of money...".
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post Feb 26 2008, 12:40 PM
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If you watch reality television, kill yourself

And if you drunkenly shave an area that really shouldn't be shaved and end up with a horrendous case of razor burn, you might wanna think about killing yourself too


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post Feb 26 2008, 12:49 PM
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QUOTE (Oasis @ Feb 26 2008, 12:40 PM) *
And if you drunkenly shave an area that really shouldn't be shaved and end up with a horrendous case of razor burn, you might wanna think about killing yourself too



WTF
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Spectatrix
post Feb 26 2008, 12:57 PM
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Razor burn SUCKS.

Waxing > shaving.


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