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Mommy
post Jan 17 2008, 02:04 PM
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QUOTE (cupcake @ Jan 17 2008, 09:09 AM) *
jessica was in my dream last night and I've never even met the chick.

she was the speaker at an AA meeting.

the end.
but I dont drink... Im pregnant! huh.gif


QUOTE (James @ Jan 16 2008, 11:15 PM) *
The Jessica I knew was anything but quiet. Dunno that she was polite either, but she wasn't impolite.
yeah, well, youre fun to annoy
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Dogmeat
post Feb 3 2008, 10:21 AM
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DEATH TO ....something?


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The last two times I've gone out to the bar I've basically had a girl come up to me and do that.

I don't dance.

I kept telling them this.

Time and time again.

I don't dance. I sit at clubs and get drunk.

Now, was she a thin big titted blonde or the link I would have danced.

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post Feb 3 2008, 11:27 AM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Feb 3 2008, 10:21 AM) *
The last two times I've gone out to the bar I've basically had a girl come up to me and do that.

I don't dance.

I kept telling them this.

Time and time again.

I don't dance. I sit at clubs and get drunk.

Now, was she a thin big titted blonde or the link I would have danced.

hahahah laugh.gif

And you wonder why you don't get laid. *shakes head*


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You and your logic.

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Dogmeat
post Feb 3 2008, 11:57 AM
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DEATH TO ....something?


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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Feb 3 2008, 12:27 PM) *
And you wonder why you don't get laid. *shakes head*


The one last night was 40 and married.

I want to date/sex nice trim, pretty, twenty-somethings wink.gif


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Xentither
post Feb 4 2008, 08:39 PM
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I met a chick like that once, she was fat, and you didn't even get one-word replies. When I tried to make a point about something she said and proved her wrong, she pushed my bike over into me, which cut my leg open. She then admitted to being psycho.

Rule of thumb, if she says more than 12 sentences in 30 seconds, leave.


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Psykopath
post Feb 4 2008, 08:44 PM
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Why so serious?


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woah, John's back.


Again.

hi.


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