 The OFFICIAL post here when you are drunk thread |
| The OFFICIAL post here when you are drunk thread |
 Oct 19 2007, 02:50 AM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15  |
I just thought that we needed one of these. I think it should be pinned, but that's just me I guess. This could save a bunch of drunken threads if we ever expound the boards.
I got so drunk tonight that I ate pizza.... that's a big step for me. I could eat a Big Mac right now if it was in front of me. All i had, though, was stale leftover fries. 
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Dec 21 2007, 04:22 PM
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I got retarded drunk last night.
The next person who asks me to fucking smoke weed is getting punched in the face. Well, except for my girlfriend. --------------------   |
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Dec 21 2007, 08:51 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 21 2007, 05:22 PM)  Well, except for my girlfriend. She sounds like a winner.... |
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Dec 24 2007, 06:28 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Dec 21 2007, 08:51 PM) She sounds like a winner.... Why? Because she smokes weed? Before answering consider that you yourself have smoked weed on who knows how many occasions before -------------------- |
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Dec 24 2007, 11:51 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 24 2007, 07:28 PM) Why? Because she smokes weed? This coming from someone who "bared his soul" to me back in September about his frequent use of COCAINE after we broke up, because he was angsty. Before answering consider that you yourself have smoked weed on who knows how many occasions before so sad.... The girl (your 3rd...4th...5th..."girlfriend" since we broke up) sounds like a winner FOR YOU. You two go perfect together. She can smoke herself stupid, and you're already stupid! I smoked once... yeah, it was like 7 months ago, but I did it once, didnt like it, never touched it again. Weed's dumb. Excessive drinking is dumb. Roids are DUMB. Cocaine is REALLY DUMB. RECREATIONAL ABUSE of RITALIN IS FUCKING RETARDED. Dipping is stupid. Smoking is stupid. You get the idea.  You were just pissy when you found out I smoked weed cuz I went out right after I broke up with you, something I wasnt allowed to do while we dated...unless it was with Lauren and thats cuz you knew no guy would come within a 10 mile radius of her (that and she would run and tell you if I even so much as looked at a guy). By the way, I got my old number turned off finally, so don't bother trying to dial me to tell me your pathetic life problem anymore like you did 2 weeks ago. I didn't care. I don't care. I will never care. |
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Dec 25 2007, 02:20 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Dec 24 2007, 11:51 PM) This coming from someone who "bared his soul" to me back in September about his frequent use of COCAINE after we broke up, because he was angsty. so sad.... The girl (your 3rd...4th...5th..."girlfriend" since we broke up) sounds like a winner FOR YOU. You two go perfect together. She can smoke herself stupid, and you're already stupid! I smoked once... yeah, it was like 7 months ago, but I did it once, didnt like it, never touched it again. Weed's dumb. Excessive drinking is dumb. Roids are DUMB. Cocaine is REALLY DUMB. RECREATIONAL ABUSE of RITALIN IS FUCKING RETARDED. Dipping is stupid. Smoking is stupid. You get the idea. You were just pissy when you found out I smoked weed cuz I went out right after I broke up with you, something I wasnt allowed to do while we dated...unless it was with Lauren and thats cuz you knew no guy would come within a 10 mile radius of her (that and she would run and tell you if I even so much as looked at a guy). By the way, I got my old number turned off finally, so don't bother trying to dial me to tell me your pathetic life problem anymore like you did 2 weeks ago. I didn't care. I don't care. I will never care. You actually believed me when I said I did coke? I haven't done that since I overdosed and had a heart attack when I was 20. Don't believe everything I say All of those drugs you mentioned aren't dumb when used in moderation and not for the wrong reasons. Well, coke is, but that's besides the point. Don't be too much of a hypocrite and diss drinking when you started the "Official post here when you're drunk" thread. I've dated a bunch of girls because it takes awhile to find someone worth getting in to a relationship with. Unlike other people, I'm not an attention whore who goes out and falls for the first person who worships/stalks me. Dumb things happen when you do that. Shit like getting knocked up with a bastard child. Plus, if you jump in to things before getting to know someone first, you sometimes end up dating psychotic cunts. And we all know how catastrophic that can turn out. Glad you changed your number on account of me. Keep running your life that way. It's amusing watching the ensuing trainwreck. Oh, and don't insult people you don't know, such as my girlfriend or anyone else I'm friends with. I know you think you're the world's foremost authority on judging things and people you know little about, but as a casual observer, it makes you look ignorant as hell. -------------------- |
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Jessica The OFFICIAL post here when you are drunk thread Oct 19 2007, 02:50 AM
lamont's lament lame Oct 19 2007, 05:03 AM schwab if that is as good of a story as you have is eatin... Oct 19 2007, 06:35 AM woody I"ll pin it for a while & see where it go... Oct 19 2007, 07:02 AM Oasis I wish I was drunk instead of sitting at the offic... Oct 19 2007, 07:09 AM chook Two weeks ago I walked 6 miles after locking my ke... Oct 19 2007, 09:01 AM
Oasis QUOTE (chook @ Oct 19 2007, 10:01 AM) Two... Oct 19 2007, 11:15 AM Jessica I woke up at 6:30 and puked a good while. I didn... Oct 19 2007, 09:46 AM cupcake that is why you're hungover.
drink beer, or i... Oct 19 2007, 10:26 AM Jessica there were these yummy shots called Gummy Worms...... Oct 19 2007, 10:35 AM cupcake gag a maggot!
way too much sugar...that shit ... Oct 19 2007, 10:54 AM Jessica I learned that the hard way Oct 19 2007, 11:14 AM Divergent Reality and knowing is half the battle. Oct 19 2007, 11:15 AM Jessica We found a girl laying in a parking lot off of 6th... Oct 19 2007, 11:46 AM woody so...why didn't you rape her? Oct 19 2007, 11:57 AM Jessica QUOTE (woody @ Oct 19 2007, 12:57 PM) so.... Oct 19 2007, 12:10 PM Oasis Stir fried vegetables in a tortilla with salsa. At... Oct 19 2007, 12:00 PM Testm0nkey last time i was drunk i danced all over some peopl... Oct 19 2007, 12:10 PM Testm0nkey so thats why she was laying in a parking lot in a ... Oct 19 2007, 12:12 PM Jessica i lol'd Oct 19 2007, 12:13 PM 1up we need a "post here when you are high thread... Oct 19 2007, 12:24 PM TTUAthleticTrainer I got so drunk I fucked a girl.....
... Oct 19 2007, 12:29 PM Oasis Drinking sucks because I can't really control ... Oct 19 2007, 12:29 PM woody QUOTE (Jessica @ Oct 19 2007, 12:10 PM) I... Oct 19 2007, 12:58 PM Jessica QUOTE (woody @ Oct 19 2007, 01:58 PM) if ... Oct 19 2007, 01:45 PM woody this thread sucks Nov 1 2007, 09:46 AM Oasis QUOTE (woody @ Nov 1 2007, 09:46 AM) this... Nov 1 2007, 08:36 PM Spectatrix Can we pretend we're drunk and post in here?
... Nov 1 2007, 08:49 PM Oasis QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Nov 1 2007, 08:49 PM)... Nov 1 2007, 08:59 PM Spectatrix Uhhhh... the Halloween party I had with friends? ... Nov 1 2007, 09:23 PM THECHICKEN Mildly tipsy after law school fraternity initiatio... Nov 1 2007, 10:14 PM Jim QUOTE (THECHICKEN @ Nov 1 2007, 10:14 PM)... Nov 1 2007, 10:27 PM Jessica I had one shot on halloween.... and put up with al... Nov 1 2007, 11:14 PM FORSAKENR320 QUOTE (Jessica @ Nov 2 2007, 12:14 AM) I ... Nov 2 2007, 12:56 AM woody i had 0 to drink for halloween and i didn't go... Nov 2 2007, 06:45 AM Divergent Reality QUOTE (woody @ Nov 2 2007, 07:45 AM) i ha... Nov 2 2007, 11:14 AM Oasis QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Nov 2 2007, 11... Nov 2 2007, 12:50 PM Testm0nkey i outdrank a 26yr old tiny Sri Lankian man for hal... Nov 2 2007, 04:38 PM Psykopath hmmm, guess I should have posted here last night.
... Nov 2 2007, 05:13 PM BlueBarry so yea im drunk but no good stories beside me and ... Nov 4 2007, 01:21 AM Oasis Shitfaced last night and I feel like holy hell thi... Nov 9 2007, 08:41 AM Jessica Immense pain last night, unbearable. Took a vikodi... Nov 9 2007, 09:32 AM Spectatrix QUOTE (Jessica @ Nov 9 2007, 09:32 AM) Im... Nov 9 2007, 02:49 PM woody prolly mornin sickness Nov 9 2007, 11:35 AM TetraGrammaton Cleric so french rose wine
is incredibly red
but still be... Nov 9 2007, 01:29 PM griseyeux I am mildly buzzed, typing with one hand and finis... Nov 10 2007, 04:28 AM Psykopath I am not drunk.
I am merely an insomniac. Nov 10 2007, 05:34 AM chook I met a cool girl drinking last night and we are s... Nov 10 2007, 09:52 AM Divergent Reality QUOTE (chook @ Nov 10 2007, 09:52 AM) I m... Nov 10 2007, 10:58 AM pysex chuck's gonna shoot his gun all over her face Nov 10 2007, 11:49 AM Psykopath I want to be drunk.
Close enough. Dec 4 2007, 03:06 PM Divergent Reality QUOTE (Psykopath @ Dec 4 2007, 03:06 PM) ... Dec 4 2007, 05:12 PM RitalinJunkie so, I am drunk, and posting the day before classes... Dec 6 2007, 02:10 AM Divergent Reality QUOTE (RitalinJunkie @ Dec 6 2007, 02:10 ... Dec 6 2007, 11:46 AM Psykopath YES
That a boy!
30 packs of Bud Select from... Dec 6 2007, 02:19 AM zetec i always forget about this thread Dec 6 2007, 05:55 AM Testm0nkey you dont want to take advantage of her because of ... Dec 6 2007, 12:16 PM Oasis I got pretty drunk last night because I didn't... Dec 6 2007, 12:16 PM Spectatrix QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 6 2007, 12:16 PM) I go... Dec 6 2007, 01:01 PM Jessica I want a drink
like a screwdriver...MMMM
ok, I w... Dec 12 2007, 07:26 PM chook this sat i plan to drink. Dec 13 2007, 07:54 PM Oasis Just took 5 straight shots of rum. Trying to get a... Dec 15 2007, 08:54 PM Psykopath QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 15 2007, 08:54 PM) Jus... Dec 15 2007, 08:59 PM Oasis QUOTE (Psykopath @ Dec 15 2007, 08:59 PM)... Dec 15 2007, 09:00 PM FORSAKENR320 QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 15 2007, 09:00 PM) Gir... Dec 15 2007, 09:04 PM Oasis I'm three weeks late on my period
Actually, o... Dec 15 2007, 09:09 PM FORSAKENR320 that sucks dude.
drink up Dec 15 2007, 09:57 PM Oasis QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Dec 15 2007, 09:57 ... Dec 16 2007, 01:29 AM chook damn will that sucks. Dec 16 2007, 02:21 AM Oasis I'm on my 4th beer and I started drinking like... Dec 20 2007, 05:44 PM Psykopath Think I may get a little krunk-faced tonight. Dec 20 2007, 06:11 PM Psykopath QUOTE (Psykopath @ Dec 20 2007, 06:11 PM)... Dec 21 2007, 05:28 AM FORSAKENR320 QUOTE (Psykopath @ Dec 21 2007, 05:28 AM)... Dec 21 2007, 12:58 PM Psykopath QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Dec 21 2007, 12:58 ... Dec 21 2007, 02:52 PM Spectatrix I bought liquor tonight. But it's for an xmas... Dec 20 2007, 10:31 PM False Dude I almost wrecked my bike into some Mercedes on the... Dec 20 2007, 10:36 PM Psykopath QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 21 2007, 04:22 PM) I g... Dec 21 2007, 04:30 PM Jessica QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 25 2007, 03:20 PM) You... Dec 25 2007, 03:20 PM FORSAKENR320 QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 25 2007, 02:20 PM) Oh,... Dec 25 2007, 06:33 PM TTUAthleticTrainer yaya ofr druken sex Dec 24 2007, 02:31 AM FORSAKENR320 QUOTE (TTUAthleticTrainer @ Dec 24 2007, 02... Dec 24 2007, 03:11 AM TTUAthleticTrainer QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Dec 24 2007, 03:11 ... Dec 24 2007, 11:55 AM Watchman nothing wrong with weed, it's safer than alcoh... Dec 24 2007, 06:30 PM Spectatrix People who smoke weed are losers.
People who drin... Dec 24 2007, 06:46 PM chook QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Dec 24 2007, 07:46 PM... Dec 24 2007, 08:07 PM Spectatrix QUOTE (chook @ Dec 24 2007, 08:07 PM) Peo... Dec 24 2007, 09:14 PM Psykopath QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Dec 24 2007, 09:14 PM... Dec 24 2007, 09:20 PM chook Who is Lauren?
WE all need new haircuts!
NSFW... Dec 24 2007, 11:57 PM Oasis QUOTE (chook @ Dec 24 2007, 11:57 PM) Who... Dec 25 2007, 02:26 PM Jessica Some girl who OBVIOUSLY wants Will's nuts/appr... Dec 24 2007, 11:58 PM Psykopath RE: The OFFICIAL post here when you are drunk thread Dec 25 2007, 02:25 PM GOB wes welker? Dec 25 2007, 03:38 PM Jessica thats the one.... I knew it started with a W for f... Dec 25 2007, 03:39 PM chook In other news, Pimp C is dead.
EDIT: And I can... Dec 25 2007, 07:08 PM Jessica QUOTE (chook @ Dec 25 2007, 08:08 PM) In ... Dec 25 2007, 09:10 PM |
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