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 Dec 14 2007, 03:40 PM
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 goldmember Group: Members Posts: 192 Joined: 27-February 06 From: dallas Member No.: 94  |
Who will be king? Tell the most offensive joke you know:
i will start a young boy and a pedophile are walking through the woods. the boy says to the pedophile, "gee mister, these woods are scary." pedophile says, "i don't know what you're complaining about, i have to walk back alone" go --------------------  |
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Dec 17 2007, 02:21 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
my dad really liked the pitbull one hes going to tell it at work!
what has 4 legs and an arm?' a pitbull in a playground i told him that one and spanked our pitbull on the booty for being silly! -------------------- Little monkeys making money
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johnthedrunk most offensive joke Dec 14 2007, 03:40 PM
Jessica Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Ch... Dec 14 2007, 03:42 PM
johnthedrunk QUOTE (Jessica @ Dec 14 2007, 03:42 PM) W... Dec 14 2007, 03:46 PM Oasis What has four legs and one arm?
A pit bull at a p... Dec 14 2007, 03:46 PM RitalinJunkie What sound does a baby in a blender make?
hel... Dec 14 2007, 03:49 PM Oasis What's black and white and red all over?
A ba... Dec 14 2007, 03:53 PM Black Bear How do you make an eight year old girl cry twice?
... Dec 14 2007, 04:21 PM RitalinJunkie What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
noth... Dec 14 2007, 04:23 PM johnthedrunk Why won't a black guy use aspirin?
He's t... Dec 14 2007, 04:32 PM impala454 QUOTE (johnthedrunk @ Dec 14 2007, 04:32 ... Dec 14 2007, 04:39 PM FORSAKENR320 What is 18 inches long, stiff and makes women scre... Dec 14 2007, 04:38 PM RitalinJunkie How many feminists does it take to change a lightb... Dec 14 2007, 04:40 PM THECHICKEN What is red, bubbly, and crys while pawing at the ... Dec 14 2007, 04:48 PM GOB what's the worst part about fucking a bald pus... Dec 14 2007, 05:09 PM FORSAKENR320 whats the worst part about eating vegetables?
pu... Dec 14 2007, 05:13 PM Psykopath "What's the worst part about fucking Sasq... Dec 14 2007, 05:26 PM Black Bear QUOTE (Psykopath @ Dec 14 2007, 05:26 PM)... Dec 14 2007, 05:28 PM johnthedrunk Jesus walks into the Hilton hotel with 3 nails and... Dec 14 2007, 05:52 PM johnthedrunk What do you call 5 black guys hanging from a tree?... Dec 14 2007, 06:01 PM Black Bear QUOTE (johnthedrunk @ Dec 14 2007, 06:01 ... Dec 14 2007, 06:09 PM pysex QUOTE (Black Bear @ Dec 14 2007, 06:09 PM... Dec 14 2007, 06:14 PM jonathan83 what do you call a fag in a wheelchair?
rollaids Dec 14 2007, 09:41 PM dauss Q: What's the best part about eight year old g... Dec 14 2007, 11:57 PM Dr. Gonzo QUOTE (jonathan83 @ Dec 14 2007, 09:41 PM... Dec 14 2007, 11:58 PM dauss Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Once, two Jews... Dec 15 2007, 12:05 AM psidancer What did Hitler say to the black man?
You, go to ... Dec 15 2007, 05:25 AM dauss man, this thread isn't as good as the one abou... Dec 15 2007, 02:37 PM Jessica QUOTE (dauss @ Dec 15 2007, 02:37 PM) man... Dec 15 2007, 02:59 PM FORSAKENR320 why do women have babies?
because it hurts and th... Dec 15 2007, 03:07 PM Jessica QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Dec 15 2007, 03:07 ... Dec 15 2007, 03:09 PM RitalinJunkie Lost in the Desert
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So, thereââ... Dec 15 2007, 03:16 PM THECHICKEN QUOTE (RitalinJunkie @ Dec 15 2007, 03:16... Dec 15 2007, 03:58 PM johnthedrunk QUOTE (THECHICKEN @ Dec 15 2007, 03:58 PM... Dec 15 2007, 04:21 PM dauss One evening a man was at home watching TV and eati... Dec 15 2007, 03:57 PM Jessica wow.. thats incredibly long. Dec 15 2007, 09:57 PM FORSAKENR320 QUOTE (Jessica @ Dec 15 2007, 09:57 PM) w... Dec 16 2007, 01:10 PM FORSAKENR320 was an interesting story Dec 15 2007, 10:17 PM Dogmeat What's black and blue and having sex?
A rape ... Dec 16 2007, 12:56 PM Spectatrix I read the snake story. Pretty interesting, actua... Dec 17 2007, 09:38 AM Jim QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Dec 17 2007, 09:38 AM... Dec 17 2007, 10:05 AM johnthedrunk An Iranian shi'ite muslim, an american soldier... Dec 17 2007, 10:11 AM johnthedrunk What's the difference between a Christian blow... Dec 17 2007, 10:14 AM johnthedrunk Why did God create yeast infections?
So women woul... Dec 17 2007, 10:19 AM Oasis QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Dec 17 2007, 02:21 PM... Dec 17 2007, 03:47 PM impala454 its dat baby daddy you gotta watch out fo Dec 17 2007, 04:02 PM Oasis That reminds me, here's another one.
Why did ... Dec 17 2007, 04:03 PM Jessica cuz his dick was stuck in the chicken Dec 17 2007, 04:12 PM Oasis QUOTE (Jessica @ Dec 17 2007, 04:12 PM) c... Dec 17 2007, 04:13 PM Jessica QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 17 2007, 04:13 PM) DIE... Dec 17 2007, 10:41 PM impala454 QUOTE (Jessica @ Dec 17 2007, 04:12 PM) c... Dec 17 2007, 04:48 PM FORSAKENR320 RE: most offensive joke Dec 17 2007, 04:25 PM pysex QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Dec 17 2007, 04:25 ... Dec 18 2007, 12:24 AM |
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