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[johnthedrunk]

Who will be king? Tell the most offensive joke you know:

i will start

a young boy and a pedophile are walking through the woods.
the boy says to the pedophile, "gee mister, these woods are scary."
pedophile says, "i don't know what you're complaining about, i have to walk back alone"




go

[dauss]

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the
Middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he
Turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried To
dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He Called his
wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they Became worried and
decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home With
her date. After being informed of the problem, their Daughter's' date
said he could get the peanut out. The young man Told the father to sit
down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up The father's nose and
told him to blow hard. When the father blew, The peanut flew out of
his ear.

The mother and daughter jumped and Yelled for joy. The young man
insisted that it was nothing.

Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so
wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going To be when he
grows older?'

The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son In-law.'