most offensive joke Options

[johnthedrunk]

Who will be king? Tell the most offensive joke you know:

i will start

a young boy and a pedophile are walking through the woods.
the boy says to the pedophile, "gee mister, these woods are scary."
pedophile says, "i don't know what you're complaining about, i have to walk back alone"




go

[Mommy]

Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeves?






Christopher Walken

[johnthedrunk]

Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken

wow,

A twenty-something disabled girl with no arms or legs is sitting in her wheelchair one day in a park. All of a sudden she starts to cry. A man walking by sees this and walks up to her. He then asks her why she is crying. She replies "I'm nearly thirty years old and I've never been fucked! Will you help me?"
The man can't resist her, she's weak, helpless and bawling her eyes out. So he agrees.
He proceeds to push the chair and says that they're going to go somewhere special. They soon arrive at a nearby beach and the man hires a small boat. "How romantic", the girl says. The man lifts the girl out of her chair and seats her in the boat. They then row out some distance.
"I told you I would help you and now I will." The man gets up and the girl has a look of excitement on her face. The man picks her up and throws her overboard. "NOW your fucked!" he says and starts to row away.