Mar 24 2006, 03:32 PM
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In the wake of the whole Tom Cruise being crazy and South Park recent events, I've been looking to Scientology a lot. This "religion" totally intrigues me. Since I haven't seen much Religion in the NPR, I thought I would start a thread for discussion on this. So discuss.
-------------------- LANCE IS PRO-CENSORSHIP! HE IS CENSORING MY LOVE FOR THE LORD!
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Mar 24 2006, 03:55 PM
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yeah, 75 million years ago an Alien named Xenu went around the galaxy gathering up the overpopulation from other planets and froze them (think Han Solo). He dropped them all around volcanos in the pacific and Hawaii and used H-bombs to blow them up. The souls of the aliens were trapped on earth until man evolved, then the alien souls (Thetans) entered our bodies. Any time you have a bad thought or anything like that it is the Theta in your body giving you trouble. These Thetans leave you when you die and enter another body, so it's like reincarnation. They do something called "auditing" which is finding out what your Thetan has done in past lives that is giving you trouble in your present life. By realizing what these problems are and learning to adapt to them, you become an "operating Thetan" which means that you are in touch enough that you will become immune to disease, bad thoughts, all that nasty stuff. And yes, Psyko is right, they make you pay for EVERYTHING. It's basically a scam to make money and they are a religion for tax breaks.
I recommend looking at the wikipedia entries for "Scientology" and "L. Ron Hubbard" -------------------- LANCE IS PRO-CENSORSHIP! HE IS CENSORING MY LOVE FOR THE LORD!
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JRockTTU Scientology Mar 24 2006, 03:32 PM
Spectatrix Well, Scientology has some interesting (and not te... Mar 24 2006, 03:38 PM
Dogmeat They actually believe that?
Wow.
Hale-Bopp here ... Mar 24 2006, 03:38 PM
Dogmeat QUOTE The word Scientology literally means "t... Mar 24 2006, 03:41 PM
Spectatrix Based on that description, it sounds very Gnostic. Mar 24 2006, 03:41 PM
Psykopath Sooo...I noticed that description left out the par... Mar 24 2006, 03:43 PM
pysex scientologists are about 2 steps away from being a... Mar 24 2006, 03:46 PM
Ostar QUOTE (Psykopath @ Mar 24 2006, 03:43 PM)Sooo... Mar 24 2006, 03:51 PM
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Psykopath QUOTE (Ostar @ Mar 24 2006, 03:51 PM)I heard ... Mar 24 2006, 04:01 PM
Seussninja LADS! I hath this grand idea! I will wri... Mar 24 2006, 04:08 PM
Spivey Moral of the story
If you want to start up a reli... Mar 24 2006, 04:10 PM
JRockTTU QUOTE (Seussninja @ Mar 24 2006, 04:08 PM)LAD... Mar 24 2006, 04:14 PM
impala454 QUOTE (JRockTTU @ Mar 24 2006, 04:14 PM)Oh ye... Mar 24 2006, 04:18 PM
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Spivey Dude,
guys it will be alright Mar 24 2006, 04:25 PM
Seussninja QUOTE (Spivey @ Mar 24 2006, 04:25 PM)Dude,
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JRockTTU QUOTE (Seussninja @ Mar 24 2006, 04:20 PM)oh ... Mar 24 2006, 04:35 PM
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Renegadepeon I think we all need to convert to buddhism. I hav... Mar 24 2006, 04:52 PM
Jim I believe that Hubbard made the bet with Anton La ... Mar 24 2006, 04:58 PM
chook QUOTE (Jim @ Mar 24 2006, 04:58 PM)I believe ... Mar 24 2006, 09:09 PM
Spectatrix QUOTE (chook @ Mar 24 2006, 08:09 PM)is he th... Mar 24 2006, 09:23 PM
hodge scientology is bad from any perspective. it prays... Mar 24 2006, 10:05 PM
Spivey QUOTE (Seussninja @ Mar 24 2006, 04:26 PM)LET... Mar 24 2006, 10:23 PM
pysex Hi Children
Let's make sweet love Mar 24 2006, 10:46 PM
Seussninja A Ruse VOLLEY your thoughts into this tiny
blip
... Mar 24 2006, 11:09 PM
knucklehead QUOTE Fuck L. Ron Hubbard, and fuck all his clones Mar 25 2006, 07:21 PM
Testm0nkey QUOTE (Renegadepeon @ Mar 24 2006, 04:52 PM)I... Mar 25 2006, 07:23 PM
Rocky QUOTE (Renegadepeon @ Mar 24 2006, 04:52 PM)I... Mar 25 2006, 08:43 PM
FORSAKENR320 QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Mar 25 2006, 07:23 PM)sex... Mar 26 2006, 05:47 AM
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James QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 26 2006, 05:47 AM)h... Mar 26 2006, 12:43 PM
Jessica Brandon, I would link that before Lance sees it. I... Mar 26 2006, 12:47 PM
woody you're glib
you don't know psychology
it... Mar 27 2006, 02:02 AM
pebkac QUOTE (woody @ Mar 27 2006, 02:02 AM)you... Mar 27 2006, 05:21 PM
woody QUOTE (pebkac @ Mar 27 2006, 04:21 PM)Now wit... Mar 28 2006, 01:03 AM
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