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JRockTTU
post Mar 24 2006, 03:32 PM
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In the wake of the whole Tom Cruise being crazy and South Park recent events, I've been looking to Scientology a lot. This "religion" totally intrigues me. Since I haven't seen much Religion in the NPR, I thought I would start a thread for discussion on this. So discuss.


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JRockTTU
post Mar 24 2006, 03:55 PM
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yeah, 75 million years ago an Alien named Xenu went around the galaxy gathering up the overpopulation from other planets and froze them (think Han Solo). He dropped them all around volcanos in the pacific and Hawaii and used H-bombs to blow them up. The souls of the aliens were trapped on earth until man evolved, then the alien souls (Thetans) entered our bodies. Any time you have a bad thought or anything like that it is the Theta in your body giving you trouble. These Thetans leave you when you die and enter another body, so it's like reincarnation. They do something called "auditing" which is finding out what your Thetan has done in past lives that is giving you trouble in your present life. By realizing what these problems are and learning to adapt to them, you become an "operating Thetan" which means that you are in touch enough that you will become immune to disease, bad thoughts, all that nasty stuff. And yes, Psyko is right, they make you pay for EVERYTHING. It's basically a scam to make money and they are a religion for tax breaks.

I recommend looking at the wikipedia entries for "Scientology" and "L. Ron Hubbard"


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- JRockTTU   Scientology   Mar 24 2006, 03:32 PM
- - Spectatrix   Well, Scientology has some interesting (and not te...   Mar 24 2006, 03:38 PM
- - Dogmeat   They actually believe that? Wow. Hale-Bopp here ...   Mar 24 2006, 03:38 PM
- - Dogmeat   QUOTE The word Scientology literally means "t...   Mar 24 2006, 03:41 PM
- - Spectatrix   Based on that description, it sounds very Gnostic.   Mar 24 2006, 03:41 PM
- - Psykopath   Sooo...I noticed that description left out the par...   Mar 24 2006, 03:43 PM
- - pysex   scientologists are about 2 steps away from being a...   Mar 24 2006, 03:46 PM
- - Ostar   QUOTE (Psykopath @ Mar 24 2006, 03:43 PM)Sooo...   Mar 24 2006, 03:51 PM
- - JRockTTU   yeah, 75 million years ago an Alien named Xenu wen...   Mar 24 2006, 03:55 PM
- - JRockTTU   QUOTE (Ostar @ Mar 24 2006, 03:51 PM)I heard ...   Mar 24 2006, 04:00 PM
- - Psykopath   QUOTE (Ostar @ Mar 24 2006, 03:51 PM)I heard ...   Mar 24 2006, 04:01 PM
- - Seussninja   LADS! I hath this grand idea! I will wri...   Mar 24 2006, 04:08 PM
- - Spivey   Moral of the story If you want to start up a reli...   Mar 24 2006, 04:10 PM
- - JRockTTU   QUOTE (Seussninja @ Mar 24 2006, 04:08 PM)LAD...   Mar 24 2006, 04:14 PM
- - impala454   QUOTE (JRockTTU @ Mar 24 2006, 04:14 PM)Oh ye...   Mar 24 2006, 04:18 PM
- - Seussninja   QUOTE (JRockTTU @ Mar 24 2006, 04:14 PM)Oh ye...   Mar 24 2006, 04:20 PM
- - Spivey   Dude, guys it will be alright   Mar 24 2006, 04:25 PM
- - Seussninja   QUOTE (Spivey @ Mar 24 2006, 04:25 PM)Dude, ...   Mar 24 2006, 04:26 PM
- - JRockTTU   QUOTE (Seussninja @ Mar 24 2006, 04:20 PM)oh ...   Mar 24 2006, 04:35 PM
- - Seussninja   QUOTE (JRockTTU @ Mar 24 2006, 04:35 PM)My po...   Mar 24 2006, 04:42 PM
- - Renegadepeon   I think we all need to convert to buddhism. I hav...   Mar 24 2006, 04:52 PM
- - Jim   I believe that Hubbard made the bet with Anton La ...   Mar 24 2006, 04:58 PM
- - chook   QUOTE (Jim @ Mar 24 2006, 04:58 PM)I believe ...   Mar 24 2006, 09:09 PM
- - Spectatrix   QUOTE (chook @ Mar 24 2006, 08:09 PM)is he th...   Mar 24 2006, 09:23 PM
- - hodge   scientology is bad from any perspective. it prays...   Mar 24 2006, 10:05 PM
- - Spivey   QUOTE (Seussninja @ Mar 24 2006, 04:26 PM)LET...   Mar 24 2006, 10:23 PM
- - pysex   Hi Children Let's make sweet love   Mar 24 2006, 10:46 PM
- - Seussninja   A Ruse VOLLEY your thoughts into this tiny blip ...   Mar 24 2006, 11:09 PM
- - knucklehead   QUOTE Fuck L. Ron Hubbard, and fuck all his clones   Mar 25 2006, 07:21 PM
- - Testm0nkey   QUOTE (Renegadepeon @ Mar 24 2006, 04:52 PM)I...   Mar 25 2006, 07:23 PM
- - Rocky   QUOTE (Renegadepeon @ Mar 24 2006, 04:52 PM)I...   Mar 25 2006, 08:43 PM
- - FORSAKENR320   QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Mar 25 2006, 07:23 PM)sex...   Mar 26 2006, 05:47 AM
- - JRockTTU   NSFW in NPR?   Mar 26 2006, 10:36 AM
- - James   QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 26 2006, 05:47 AM)h...   Mar 26 2006, 12:43 PM
- - Jessica   Brandon, I would link that before Lance sees it. I...   Mar 26 2006, 12:47 PM
- - woody   you're glib you don't know psychology it...   Mar 27 2006, 02:02 AM
- - pebkac   QUOTE (woody @ Mar 27 2006, 02:02 AM)you...   Mar 27 2006, 05:21 PM
- - woody   QUOTE (pebkac @ Mar 27 2006, 04:21 PM)Now wit...   Mar 28 2006, 01:03 AM
- - FORSAKENR320   QUOTE (pebkac @ Mar 27 2006, 05:21 PM)Now wit...   Mar 28 2006, 05:19 AM


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