To cathryn and brandon Options

[pebkac]

Ok, shit is really getting old between the two of you.

Brandon - quit giving Cathryn shit every time she posts
Cathryn - quit egging Brandon on

[Oasis]

Absolutley %100 of course the reason I post so much weird shit on here is because I don't get any attention whatsoever in real life. Now, i could get attention in real life, but then it would be negative attention, and I don't want that. But, since this is the internet, it doesn't matter, and is much funnier this way. And, also, internet tantrums are fucking FUN. You're having one right now. See? You like it don't you smile.gif

And yes, you're completley %100 right. I bring this attention to myself so I can feel better about who I am. I require that everyone on here think I'm a complete fucking pervert, psychopath, serial rapist, and teletubby fan. This makes me a happy Dogmeat.

What are you, then?

It's impossible for someone to put on a complete show and act completely different than who they really are. At least for people not receiving paychecks from a 323 area code.

You've bitched and whined for three years on here about not getting laid, about how you want to fuck Jessica, about how you want to fuck Caity, about how you want to fuck ____ (insert name of any other female poster from 2005-2007), about how much of a pervert you are, etc....

....And then you try to claim that isn't who you really are?

Yeah. Right.

Just speaking for myself (and probably for KC), your act isn't funny. It isn't amusing. You're gonna have to trust me on this one - we wouldn't be missing anything in our lives if your constant sextits comments disappeared. We don't live vicariously or thrive by reading your comments. They're fucking annoying as hell.

I used to come off as a negative asshole on here and always claimed it was an act. It wasn't, really. I was a pretty pessimistic person in real life. So excuse me for thinking you're anything other than who you claim not to be.

But feel free to prove me wrong. Even though I'm berating you, I'd rather see you meet a girl and get laid because you'd probably drop your "act" on here. Go out tonight, get some liquid courage, and find the nastiest skank you can find and nail the shit out of her. Or at least go up and talk to a girl and get her number. It isn't the end of the world if she says no and it'll give you a ton of self confidence regardless of the outcome. And if she happens to be hot, make sure you take some pictures.

Oh, and I'm not specifically defending KC. She's just like everyone else on here to me - someone I hardly know in real life. Think I met her once at one of Gert's parties four years ago. But I do know that she's happily married while you're jerking off to Next Door Nikki. So you might want to listen to what she has to say, for your own good.

[FORSAKENR320]

What are you, then?

It's impossible for someone to put on a complete show and act completely different than who they really are. At least for people not receiving paychecks from a 323 area code.

You've bitched and whined for three years on here about not getting laid, about how you want to fuck Jessica, about how you want to fuck Caity, about how you want to fuck ____ (insert name of any other female poster from 2005-2007), about how much of a pervert you are, etc....

....And then you try to claim that isn't who you really are?

Yeah. Right.

Just speaking for myself (and probably for KC), your act isn't funny. It isn't amusing. You're gonna have to trust me on this one - we wouldn't be missing anything in our lives if your constant sextits comments disappeared. We don't live vicariously or thrive by reading your comments. They're fucking annoying as hell.

I used to come off as a negative asshole on here and always claimed it was an act. It wasn't, really. I was a pretty pessimistic person in real life. So excuse me for thinking you're anything other than who you claim not to be.

But feel free to prove me wrong. Even though I'm berating you, I'd rather see you meet a girl and get laid because you'd probably drop your "act" on here. Go out tonight, get some liquid courage, and find the nastiest skank you can find and nail the shit out of her. Or at least go up and talk to a girl and get her number. It isn't the end of the world if she says no and it'll give you a ton of self confidence regardless of the outcome. And if she happens to be hot, make sure you take some pictures.

Oh, and I'm not specifically defending KC. She's just like everyone else on here to me - someone I hardly know in real life. Think I met her once at one of Gert's parties four years ago. But I do know that she's happily married while you're jerking off to Next Door Nikki. So you might want to listen to what she has to say, for your own good.

i can vouch that dogmeat is nothing like that in person. he may say a few comments along the same lines every now and then, but dogmeat is far from socially inept, he's pretty damn awesome, and just because your personality is so one-diminsional that you can't act differently and split reality from the internet, doesn't mean that other people can't