Your Last Meal, What would it be? / TX Death Row Inmate Last Meals Options

[zetec]

Okay, this has to be one of the most morbidly fascinating things I've discovered on the interwebs in years:

The Texas Department of Criminal Justice's Final Meal Request site.
(They recently took it down, but you can grab the archived version here:
http://web.archive.org/web/20031001190442/.../finalmeals.htm)

They list the offender's name, number, and a link to their information, as well as the final meal request. Some are fucking huge, like 24 tacos, some are simple, like a tub of ben & jerry's. It's absurdly fascinating.

And of course, we're lead to the obvious question:


What would your last meal be?

Post'em if you got'em.

I'm thinking I would have:

2 Fried Turkey Legs (TX State Fair-Style)
1 Bowl of Chicken Tortilla Soup (preferably from Saltgrass)
1 Big fucking New York Strip Steak (Not sure how I'd have it cooked/seasoned)
2 Liters of Coke/Dr. Pepper (Not sure which mood i'd be in)
1 Plate of Nachos with beef
4 Rolls with butter
1 bowl of chili (With onions and cheese, no beans)
1 of my home made Grilled cheese sandwiches (Shredded Colby & Monterrey Jack with Garlic Salt and Crushed Red Peppers on Texas Toast -- try it, it's fucking fantastic)
1 Small Yellow Cake with Chocolate Frosting. Not the sugary confectionary kind.
1 Bowl of BROWN gravy.
1 Bowl of Chicken Fried Rice
1 Bowl of Miso soup
1 Bowl of Steamed Broccoli with lemon juice
1 Buttered Corn on the Cob (full sized)
1 A&W Root Beer Float, with extra Root Beer on the side
1 Pack of Camel Filters (with lighter)

I feel like i need more cheese in there, but I'm not sure exactly how.

[jonathan83]

haha wow.

1 bag of assorted Jolly Ranchers

edit: damn this page makes me hungry.

This post has been edited by jonathan83: Nov 4 2007, 09:13 AM

[Rocky]

haha wow.

1 bag of assorted Jolly Ranchers

edit: damn this page makes me hungry.

Hah yeah. This page was up for years and people always loved that one.

The only problem I have with that request is that it allows for ALL of the jolly ranchers. Everybody knows that the Lemon ones fuckin suck