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zetec
post Nov 4 2007, 07:42 AM
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Okay, this has to be one of the most morbidly fascinating things I've discovered on the interwebs in years:

The Texas Department of Criminal Justice's Final Meal Request site.
(They recently took it down, but you can grab the archived version here:
http://web.archive.org/web/20031001190442/.../finalmeals.htm)

They list the offender's name, number, and a link to their information, as well as the final meal request. Some are fucking huge, like 24 tacos, some are simple, like a tub of ben & jerry's. It's absurdly fascinating.

And of course, we're lead to the obvious question:


What would your last meal be?

Post'em if you got'em.

I'm thinking I would have:
    2 Fried Turkey Legs (TX State Fair-Style)
    1 Bowl of Chicken Tortilla Soup (preferably from Saltgrass)
    1 Big fucking New York Strip Steak (Not sure how I'd have it cooked/seasoned)
    2 Liters of Coke/Dr. Pepper (Not sure which mood i'd be in)
    1 Plate of Nachos with beef
    4 Rolls with butter
    1 bowl of chili (With onions and cheese, no beans)
    1 of my home made Grilled cheese sandwiches
    (Shredded Colby & Monterrey Jack with Garlic Salt and Crushed Red Peppers on Texas Toast -- try it, it's fucking fantastic)
    1 Small Yellow Cake with Chocolate Frosting. Not the sugary confectionary kind.
    1 Bowl of BROWN gravy.
    1 Bowl of Chicken Fried Rice
    1 Bowl of Miso soup
    1 Bowl of Steamed Broccoli with lemon juice
    1 Buttered Corn on the Cob (full sized)
    1 A&W Root Beer Float, with extra Root Beer on the side
    1 Pack of Camel Filters (with lighter)

I feel like i need more cheese in there, but I'm not sure exactly how.


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Testm0nkey
post Nov 4 2007, 10:34 AM
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a whole bunch of pancakes with eggs
or a big cheeseburger and fries
ive thought it over before


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- zetec   Your Last Meal   Nov 4 2007, 07:42 AM
- - jonathan83   anything or reasonable? because ive seen documenta...   Nov 4 2007, 09:01 AM
- - jonathan83   haha wow. 1 bag of assorted Jolly Ranchers edit:...   Nov 4 2007, 09:09 AM
|- - Rocky   QUOTE (jonathan83 @ Nov 4 2007, 10:09 AM)...   Nov 4 2007, 02:30 PM
|- - Jim   QUOTE (Rocky @ Nov 4 2007, 02:30 PM) Hah ...   Nov 4 2007, 02:44 PM
|- - Rocky   QUOTE (Jim @ Nov 4 2007, 03:44 PM) Wait.....   Nov 4 2007, 03:05 PM
|- - Oasis   QUOTE (Jim @ Nov 4 2007, 02:44 PM) Wait.....   Nov 4 2007, 03:09 PM
|- - blaarg   QUOTE (Jim @ Nov 4 2007, 02:44 PM) Wait.....   Nov 5 2007, 01:32 AM
- - Divergent Reality   its an interesting little read. some people ask f...   Nov 4 2007, 09:50 AM
- - lamont's lament   "six RC colas" ha, what a douche   Nov 4 2007, 09:54 AM
- - Testm0nkey   a whole bunch of pancakes with eggs or a big chees...   Nov 4 2007, 10:34 AM
- - Dogmeat   what a waste of good food.   Nov 4 2007, 11:34 AM
- - kcroxyoursox   QUOTE 209 Offender Information Barnes, Jr. Odel...   Nov 4 2007, 01:15 PM
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- - kcroxyoursox   I guess that's true, Cathryn. Just ironic. As...   Nov 4 2007, 02:09 PM
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