Tech/A&M game...from a Longhorn's perspective, awesome Options

[jonathan83]

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awesome post

This game is by far the game I want to watch more than any non-UT contest. It's Wednesday and I am literally giddy thinking about the possibilities. An ABC telecast on a bright sun shiny Saturday afternoon right smack in the middle of West Texas. It is a classic match up for any red blooded college fan (south of the Red River) because it absolutely will not disappoint. Here are my usual expectations:

1. There will be multiple reports on Texags Saturday morning of misbehavior by Tech fans during the Ag's midnight yell thing.
2. Classless will be the most used term before and after the game.
3. The rowdy Tech fans will surely sneak onto the sideline camera showing off their Vick 'em t-shirts. Scuffles will ensue from someone uniformed.
4. Paint-filled balloons will be thrown at the Ags as they come out of the tunnel.
5. Classless will be uttered a few hundred more times.
6. Jovorski Lane's jersey tail will be out and hanging down to his knees as a display of aggy-style class. He will also [censored] slap a towel girl during a time-out or whenever he can discern that the camera is on him.
7. Tech will score 21 points in the first quarter.
8. Lane will get his 60 yards on 15 carries (in the fourth quarter)
9. Harrell will throw for 600+ yards. The Ag linebackers will be puking their guts by halftime.
10. Tech will score 21 points in the second quarter.
11. Down 42-14 at half, Coach Fran will fire off a VIP text message to his 12-15 staunch boosters explaining how things are going. Text Messaging rates apply (but it all goes to charity [wink wink]).
12. Vincent Valdez meanwhile is inducted into the Tech HOF at halftime. Everyone in attendance gets a GAP t-shirt.
13. Tech scores 21 points in the third quarter.
14. The Pirate rejects an offer from Fran to utilize a running clock the remainder of the game.
15. Tech scores 21 points in the 4th quarter.
16. Bill Byrne is strangely not in attendance as he is at a girl's soccer match somewhere.
17. Colonel McKinney is doing his Colonel William Travis impression in the northeast section.
18. Classless will be uttered ... well, you get the idea.
19. Longhorn Lawyer will get his misery fix and spend most of his day on Texags. His eyes will roll back in their sockets.
20. Reveille acts the [censored] and takes a piece of a milkman. Some humper flings [censored] at her and splatters a whole tightly aligned squadron of forest rangers who are squeezing. McKinney pounds a fellow Ag with his binoculars, just because. All hell breaks out and the jizz jar drops and breaks on the tarmac. Reveille cleans up.
And so does Tech. Lay the 9.

I can hardly wait. Tech 84 Aggies 21

[GOB]

texags literally makes me sick. there's more concentrated garbage on that site than every landfill in this country (probably the world) combined. i would rather hear the death rattle of my only child than be in a room with any more than two of their aggy members at the same time.

the UT jokes have become so illogical and unintelligible that even they don't know what they're talking about half the time.