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 Aug 10 2006, 10:24 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50  |
FORSAKEN R320: bleh
P0keDAfish: blah FORSAKEN R320: i should get a concubine FORSAKEN R320: that knows kung fu, and secret assassin techniques P0keDAfish: ooo cool FORSAKEN R320: so she can follow me around, always 1 step to the right, and 1 step behind me FORSAKEN R320: and she has to wear skimpy asian style clothing FORSAKEN R320: so everyone thinks i'm some evil boss guy that only a secret agent can defeat FORSAKEN R320: that, and having a female that knows that she's there for purely unemotional detached sexual interest, who has to endure the unbridled fury of my cock-fu would be fun P0keDAfish: ha FORSAKEN R320: they call that a "power-fuck" can you say "power-fuck" kids? FORSAKEN R320: whoa FORSAKEN R320: odd P0keDAfish: huh FORSAKEN R320: just got a call from old female friend of mine P0keDAfish: hot FORSAKEN R320: when i worked at speeds, her and her girlfriend used to hang out with me P0keDAfish: we run a train on the bitch? P0keDAfish: even hotter FORSAKEN R320: i fucked both of them FORSAKEN R320: individually, FORSAKEN R320: we never threesomed, becuase usually one or the other was working, so i'd always catch one or the other alone P0keDAfish: ha that sounds very predatory FORSAKEN R320: it was FORSAKEN R320: i was single FORSAKEN R320: in better shape, and out on the prowel FORSAKEN R320: ... FORSAKEN R320: prowl P0keDAfish: there ya go P0keDAfish: would they let me a perfect stranger, dress up in a nazi uniform and sit in a chair and command them to perform various sex acts on each other while i manically laugh and rub my hands FORSAKEN R320: actually, (and i'm being honest) they would FORSAKEN R320: they are both bi P0keDAfish: sweeeeet FORSAKEN R320: and you've got a sexy look they prefer P0keDAfish: i better go find an SS uniform FORSAKEN R320: they might want you to jump in eventually P0keDAfish: fuck that FORSAKEN R320: and then i would be the one cramming into the nazi uniform P0keDAfish: i just want to tell them what to do FORSAKEN R320: and laughing FORSAKEN R320: i don't trust you P0keDAfish: trust me what FORSAKEN R320: i'd end up with a fist in my ass P0keDAfish: i dont want you involved FORSAKEN R320: hahaha P0keDAfish: i just want those two girls to be my whores for an evening FORSAKEN R320: what makes you think i wanna share? FORSAKEN R320: in this game you gotta put out or put up P0keDAfish: greedy bitch P0keDAfish: how come i never meet deviant people like that FORSAKEN R320: maybe you're not a pervert enough P0keDAfish: i just dont show it FORSAKEN R320: true P0keDAfish: because then i may go to prison FORSAKEN R320: haha FORSAKEN R320: i grew up with the kinky whores in plainview, then worked with the kinky whores here in lubbock for a year and a half FORSAKEN R320: too bad i'm not as connected as i used to be FORSAKEN R320: for some reason i remember complaining i wanted outta that life style... now i'm like WHY THE FUCK DID I STOP?!!!!! P0keDAfish: heh FORSAKEN R320: hmm... thats actually more my personality FORSAKEN R320: i want a big evil all leather chair, thats taller than me when standing, and 2 naked-except-for-jewelry bi-sexual sex slaves crawling and playing at my feet, while i have my chin rested in my palm, like i have a problem that needs solving, and i stare with disinterest into nothing P0keDAfish: man thats what i want too P0keDAfish: we need to find a chair like that nad put it in the living room, paint the room black build an evil fireplace and have nothign else in there FORSAKEN R320: ha. what's sad is, i could prolly do that P0keDAfish: i want them to refer to me only as mister, please, or satan P0keDAfish: i mean master FORSAKEN R320: i liked "my lord" "my liege" or my favorite "overlord" P0keDAfish: i like mine better. P0keDAfish: dungeon master brandon P0keDAfish: haha FORSAKEN R320: bitch, my realm would totally squash your realm P0keDAfish: fuck that shit negro. mines way cooler FORSAKEN R320: oh yea? how do you plan to obtain your power? fuck your way to the top? i got the power, the training and the ruthless mentality. my barbarian kingdom would be unstoppable with my massive hair-backed legions of super men. why climb the way to the top when i can float there on a sea of blood laid at my feet? P0keDAfish: that last line is the only good thing you typed out in that entire paragraph FORSAKEN R320: hmm... P0keDAfish: FORSAKEN R320 (11:04:41 PM): hmm... ratm1560d (11:04:56 PM): hmmm FORSAKEN R320: would be interesting. a life time bitter rival, blood shed on both sides of the house.... the bathroom bordering our rooms constantly underseige and being taken over...... P0keDAfish: ha FORSAKEN R320: the only way to unite our kingdoms into a unified force is an arranged marriage between our first born children P0keDAfish: haha FORSAKEN R320: peace and prosperity would commence, until one or the other assassinated their arranged spouse in the lust for power, throwing the realm into chaos FORSAKEN R320: and 17th street would forever remember the day when they witnessed the downfall of a great empire P0keDAfish: that is true FORSAKEN R320: hmm FORSAKEN R320: right after than happens... to distract my people from our economical problems, i would immediately declare war on the realm of spivey --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Sep 30 2007, 08:42 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 531 Joined: 26-June 06 From: San Marcos and San Antonio Member No.: 221 |
all i read was where Jessica called herself a virgin and laughed really hard. I didn't read the rest of the convo.
This is why you weirdos don't have my screenname |
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Sep 30 2007, 09:00 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Melanie @ Sep 30 2007, 08:42 PM) all i read was where Jessica called herself a virgin and laughed really hard. I didn't read the rest of the convo. This is why you weirdos don't have my screenname You should give me your screen name so I can IM you about sex all day long .... -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Sep 30 2007, 09:01 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 531 Joined: 26-June 06 From: San Marcos and San Antonio Member No.: 221 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Sep 30 2007, 10:00 PM) You should give me your screen name so I can IM you about sex all day long .... haha I'm usually on either in class or at work on AIM express. but it will be a nice substitute for the crap i have to deal with there. But no sex talk! |
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FORSAKENR320 aim conversations Aug 10 2006, 10:24 PM
Psykopath AND IN RESPONSE TO SUCH PLANS!!!
(23... Aug 10 2006, 10:42 PM lamont's lament you guys are creeping me out. Aug 11 2006, 12:03 AM FORSAKENR320 QUOTE (Psykopath @ Aug 10 2006, 10:42 PM)AND ... Aug 11 2006, 12:24 AM Psykopath QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Aug 11 2006, 01:24 AM)i... Aug 11 2006, 01:13 AM Seussninja what the hell
edit: Tantra Aug 11 2006, 01:18 AM Divergent Reality Xentither: we're debating the hotness of the t... Aug 11 2006, 01:19 AM FORSAKENR320 my realm has the best armor and weaponry within 1 ... Aug 11 2006, 01:24 AM Divergent Reality QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Aug 11 2006, 02:24 AM)m... Aug 11 2006, 02:50 AM FORSAKENR320 QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Aug 11 2006, 02:50... Aug 11 2006, 02:58 AM Dogmeat Mega Dogmeat: what topic?
Duxrluvly: well, I have ... Sep 30 2007, 08:27 PM
Jessica QUOTE (Melanie @ Sep 30 2007, 09:42 PM) a... Sep 30 2007, 08:56 PM
Dogmeat QUOTE (Melanie @ Sep 30 2007, 09:01 PM) h... Sep 30 2007, 09:02 PM impala454 you might wanna remove them from your profile then Sep 30 2007, 08:45 PM Melanie but you never really know which one I'm one. ... Sep 30 2007, 08:46 PM Melanie I know. I don't deny it.
But since we are on... Sep 30 2007, 08:57 PM chook wowwiee! Sep 30 2007, 10:57 PM |
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