Fat man shamed to tears by Southwest Airlines Options

[Hartmann]

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=5627

Good God. They have a well known policy that if you are overweight and potentially take up more than one seat you must buy a second seat. 490 pounds.

If I was stuck next to this guy for longer than, oh, 5 minutes, I'd be irate. I paid for my seat, you paid for yours but you're taking up two of them. Doesn't seem very fair.

Also, this has to do with weight issues on planes. Every customer is assumed to be 190 lbs while pilots are doing their weight and balanced check. So without two tickets this guy is getting counted for less than half of what he weighs. They'll end up throwing on a couple of palettes of mail or cargo and the plane will end up crashing because of this fatty. (far fetched example)

[Inferia]

I think Southwestern should hire really fat people and also people who dress really sluttily. It's less embarrassing to be told that you're too fat to fly from another fat person than a skinny bitch. He can just be like, look at me, I always have to buy two tickets. Or look at me, you think southwest would let me on the plane dressing like this? Please, that's why I work at the counter.