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What level of computer knowledge does your mom have? 0 being no knowledge at all, 5 being she could show us all up in the nerdery
0 [ 2 ] ** [7.14%]
1 [ 11 ] ** [39.29%]
2 [ 12 ] ** [42.86%]
3 [ 3 ] ** [10.71%]
4 [ 0 ] ** [0.00%]
5 [ 0 ] ** [0.00%]
What level of computer knowledge does your dad have? 0 being no knowledge at all, 5 being he could show us all up in the nerdery
0 [ 2 ] ** [7.14%]
1 [ 5 ] ** [17.86%]
2 [ 6 ] ** [21.43%]
3 [ 8 ] ** [28.57%]
4 [ 3 ] ** [10.71%]
5 [ 4 ] ** [14.29%]
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impala454
post Aug 30 2007, 11:51 PM
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i was just curious on this... i know my parents still friggin write paper checks for crap... they can get to a website but are pretty much oblivious on anything else.
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Oasis
post Sep 2 2007, 12:33 PM
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Some highlights from my mom's experience with computers.

"Hey Will, I need you to come up to the office, the computer won't turn on."
"Is it plugged in?"
"Yes"
"Is the electrical outlet strip turned on?"
"....Oh. Whoops"


(After a power surge which she had to reformat her computer)
"All my email attachments are gone!"
"Well, yeah, if you had to reformat all the stuff on your hard drive will be deleted"
"They weren't on my hard drive, they were in my emails"
"...I don't understand"
"I won't be able to get to my email now that the hard drive was wiped clean"
(Me getting even more confused) "Wait, are you talking about your yahoo emails? You'll still be able to access them, you twit. That's email, that isn't part of your hard drive"


(After one of our employees retired and moved to Dallas)
"I need to send an email to Patterson, but he won't be able to get it"
"Why wouldn't he be able to get it? Does he not have internet access yet?"
"No, he has internet access, but he's now in Dallas"
(Confused as all hell) "So why the hell wouldn't he be able to get your email?"
"Because I used to email him when he was in Austin, but now he's in Dallas"
(Flabbergasted) "What on earth does where he's living have to do with him being able to receive an email from you?"
"I figured that since he moved to another town, yahoo wouldn't know where to send him the email"
"Mom, are you being serious? Are you really this clueless?"

I'd do more but I now have a headache


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- impala454   Your Parents   Aug 30 2007, 11:51 PM
- - zetec   3 and 5, respectively. My mom used to know her shi...   Aug 31 2007, 12:23 AM
- - Spectatrix   I said 2 and 4. I surpassed my mom in computer kn...   Aug 31 2007, 08:12 AM
- - impala454   my mom can browse the internet but that's abou...   Aug 31 2007, 09:10 AM
- - cupcake   1 and 0...fuckin tards. my mom cannot email attac...   Aug 31 2007, 10:59 AM
- - Testm0nkey   wow you guys mom browse the internet?! my mo...   Aug 31 2007, 12:18 PM
- - Hartmann   My dad is decent with a computer but he's one ...   Aug 31 2007, 01:08 PM
- - impala454   yeah my mom will mix up URLs and email addresses.....   Aug 31 2007, 01:14 PM
- - Spectatrix   I think my mom was actually the first one in my ma...   Aug 31 2007, 01:26 PM
- - Dogmeat   2 for my mom, 5 for my dad .... We ran a comput...   Aug 31 2007, 04:16 PM
- - Fedor   I'd say mom 2 and 3 dad. My mom used to be clu...   Aug 31 2007, 04:36 PM
- - prefix   My dad's a WebSphere/JavaEE architect   Sep 1 2007, 04:26 PM
- - Jessica   My mom... I dont remember what I put, but I think ...   Sep 1 2007, 11:57 PM
- - Rocky   mom 1 , dad 0 My mom uses a computer for basic on...   Sep 2 2007, 09:05 AM
- - kcroxyoursox   3 mom she surfs, she emails, she shops and does a ...   Sep 2 2007, 12:12 PM
- - Oasis   -6 Some highlights from my mom's experience w...   Sep 2 2007, 12:33 PM
- - impala454   heheh, no moms above a 3 yet...   Sep 3 2007, 09:44 AM
|- - lamont's lament   QUOTE (impala454 @ Sep 3 2007, 10:44 AM) ...   Sep 4 2007, 05:11 PM
- - zetec   lol stoopid wimminz   Sep 4 2007, 01:31 PM
- - zetec   I think we have differing definitions of 3. I woul...   Sep 4 2007, 07:02 PM
- - lamont's lament   heh, my parents have too much antivirus protection...   Sep 4 2007, 07:14 PM
- - impala454   yeah well no doubt people defined 1-5 slightly dif...   Sep 4 2007, 07:16 PM


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