 Horse sex and magic missiles |
| Horse sex and magic missiles |
 Jul 16 2007, 04:31 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49  |
QUOTE BELLATRIX LESTRANGE KILLS RON WEASLEY
In a large battle in Hogwarts, Bellatrix fights Ron and manages to kill him. However, she was also weakened in the battle, and is killed by Neville Longbottom to avenge his parents. DUMBLEDORE REALLY IS DEAD He's not coming back. He did have some sort of deal with Snape that involved his death, but unfortunately Snape was really only motivated by his own self-interest. Dumbledore's death only served to get him into Voldemort's good graces. VOLDEMORT KILLS SNAPE Snape does get his comeuppance. I don't know exactly why, but Voldemort kills him. It has something to do again with Snape's self-interest. HARRY SURVIVES AND KILLS VOLDEMORT In a final confrontation in the Department of Mysteries, Harry opens the door that was previously locked in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Behind it is a powerful glowing force, presumably the power of love, which heals Harry's wounds from the battle while completely destroying Voldemort. Harry goes on to become an Auror, except as a freelancer due to his general mistrust of the Ministry of Magic. -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Jul 21 2007, 03:10 PM
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 Let's Bother Snape!!! Group: Members Posts: 1,598 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Albuquerque, NM Member No.: 10 |
lol, way to post fake things
 You fail.
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pysex Horse sex and magic missiles Jul 16 2007, 04:31 PM
lamont's lament best thread Jul 16 2007, 05:00 PM James Doubt any hardcore HP fans around here. Nice try ... Jul 16 2007, 05:01 PM
lamont's lament QUOTE (James @ Jul 16 2007, 06:01 PM) Dou... Jul 16 2007, 05:01 PM Divergent Reality omgruined
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bbl. Jul 16 2007, 05:01 PM James Oh really?
*gets a big bowl of popcorn* Jul 16 2007, 05:02 PM pysex I also hear that there's a bonus ending to the... Jul 16 2007, 05:43 PM chook QUOTE (pysex @ Jul 16 2007, 06:43 PM) I a... Jul 17 2007, 02:38 AM jonathan83 btw, that's not even a real ending, it's f... Jul 18 2007, 11:15 PM cupcake I do not understand anything in that initial post. Jul 19 2007, 09:13 AM James QUOTE (cupcake @ Jul 19 2007, 10:13 AM) I... Jul 19 2007, 09:16 AM pysex QUOTE (cupcake @ Jul 19 2007, 10:13 AM) I... Jul 19 2007, 09:39 AM cupcake oh...
man harry potter fans are pretty fanatical ... Jul 19 2007, 10:34 AM cupcake RE: Horse sex and magic missiles Jul 19 2007, 10:52 AM griseyeux QUOTE (pysex @ Jul 19 2007, 09:39 AM) it... Jul 19 2007, 03:56 PM jonathan83 the first time someone posted that one thread abou... Jul 20 2007, 05:47 AM lamont's lament QUOTE (Jim @ Jul 21 2007, 04:10 PM) lol, ... Jul 22 2007, 09:29 PM moebary QUOTE (jonathan83 @ Jul 20 2007, 06:47 AM... Jul 21 2007, 03:23 PM prefix Snape killed Dumbeldore because he told him to. Ro... Jul 22 2007, 09:23 PM pysex QUOTE (prefix @ Jul 22 2007, 10:23 PM) Sn... Jul 23 2007, 09:14 AM Jim QUOTE (pysex @ Jul 23 2007, 09:14 AM) LOL... Jul 23 2007, 09:18 AM blaarg QUOTE (prefix @ Jul 22 2007, 10:23 PM) Sn... Jul 24 2007, 12:31 PM Jim QUOTE (blaarg @ Jul 24 2007, 12:31 PM) Ac... Jul 26 2007, 01:23 PM Testm0nkey NERDS, DORKS, DWEEBS, SOCIAL MIDGETS, INEPT SACKS ... Jul 23 2007, 10:50 AM Divergent Reality QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Jul 23 2007, 11:50 AM... Jul 23 2007, 11:32 AM TetraGrammaton Cleric is this some sort of sex thing? Jul 23 2007, 05:31 PM Spectatrix I put on my wizard hat and robe. Jul 23 2007, 05:36 PM Oasis QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Jul 23 2007, 06:36 PM... Jul 24 2007, 11:42 AM Spectatrix QUOTE (Oasis @ Jul 24 2007, 12:42 PM) Hah... Jul 24 2007, 11:44 AM Divergent Reality it is now. Jul 23 2007, 09:09 PM TetraGrammaton Cleric http://youtube.com/watch?v=GNcw5uBEnEA
"let... Jul 24 2007, 12:45 AM Spectatrix QUOTE (TetraGrammaton Cleric @ Jul 24 2007, 0... Jul 24 2007, 11:27 AM TetraGrammaton Cleric go play put the sorting hat on the slytherin
i s... Jul 26 2007, 04:10 PM Divergent Reality because its like watching gumby all over again.
i... Jul 26 2007, 04:22 PM TetraGrammaton Cleric nick, are you hitting on me? Jul 26 2007, 04:25 PM |
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