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post Jul 4 2007, 04:25 PM
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Me and my friend Jeff go up to this wing place all the time because we're both dating girls who work there. We came in today hung over as all hell and Jeff ordered 20 buffalo atomic wings. Since Jeff is dumb and will do anything for money, I offered him five bucks to snort some atomic wing sauce. He said sure and we gathered everyone around to watch him. We decided to set the mood by playing Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend on the juke box. He took a finger full of wing sauce and shoved it straight up his nose. The look on his face, the kicking like a crazed mule, and the screaming was priceless. Two hours later and his nose is still on fire. It was $5 well spent

*This probably isn't very funny. Wait till my friend gets home and posts the video and and I'll link it. I almost died laughing


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post Jul 5 2007, 10:44 AM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
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- jimmy pop   How to make five bucks the hard way   Jul 4 2007, 04:25 PM
- - moebary   reminds me when Rocky snorted moldy something from...   Jul 4 2007, 05:06 PM
- - psidancer   Is it bad that when I saw the title I expectd a pi...   Jul 5 2007, 02:45 AM
- - Jessica   Whats funny about this thread is that it comes abo...   Jul 5 2007, 09:10 AM
|- - jimmy pop   QUOTE (Jessica @ Jul 5 2007, 10:10 AM) Wh...   Jul 5 2007, 09:44 AM
- - Jessica   Then dont be a douchebag and come on here to post ...   Jul 5 2007, 09:49 AM
|- - jimmy pop   QUOTE (Jessica @ Jul 5 2007, 10:49 AM) Th...   Jul 5 2007, 09:55 AM
- - impala454   lawlz ps: was it wingstop atomic? damn...   Jul 5 2007, 09:50 AM
- - Jessica   I dont need verification. If you are getting some ...   Jul 5 2007, 10:02 AM
- - FORSAKENR320   RE: How to make five bucks the hard way   Jul 5 2007, 10:44 AM
- - Psykopath   WTF... MORE DRAMA PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ   Jul 5 2007, 11:51 AM
|- - Jessica   QUOTE (Psykopath @ Jul 5 2007, 12:51 PM) ...   Jul 5 2007, 11:55 AM
|- - Psykopath   QUOTE (Jessica @ Jul 5 2007, 12:55 PM) um...   Jul 5 2007, 11:57 AM
- - woody   damn....someone's got some anger he's nai...   Jul 5 2007, 12:03 PM
- - Jessica   the fact that he owes me money. Pay up, bitch   Jul 5 2007, 12:05 PM
- - jimmy pop   Just to clarify, yes I owed her money from bills t...   Jul 5 2007, 12:07 PM
- - Psykopath   So why'd you two break up? Deep dickings cea...   Jul 5 2007, 12:12 PM
|- - jimmy pop   QUOTE (Psykopath @ Jul 5 2007, 01:12 PM) ...   Jul 5 2007, 12:18 PM
|- - Psykopath   QUOTE (jimmy pop @ Jul 5 2007, 01:18 PM) ...   Jul 5 2007, 12:24 PM
- - Jessica   and he says he wants to get back together yet he g...   Jul 5 2007, 01:59 PM
- - griseyeux   Oh no he didn'!!   Jul 5 2007, 02:36 PM
- - cupcake   if I was single I would take Jessica's mind of...   Jul 5 2007, 03:31 PM
- - Jessica   thats hawt   Jul 5 2007, 04:42 PM
|- - Jim   QUOTE (Jessica @ Jul 5 2007, 03:42 PM) th...   Jul 5 2007, 05:06 PM
- - cupcake   that looks like american beauty?   Jul 5 2007, 05:17 PM
- - Jim   Maybe   Jul 5 2007, 05:33 PM
- - Jessica   someone else, but its from an artist's photogr...   Jul 5 2007, 06:41 PM
- - Jim   Should we expect a picture like that? Artsy pictu...   Jul 5 2007, 06:44 PM
- - Fedor   One time I ate a bunch of cake.   Jul 6 2007, 09:01 PM
|- - lamont's lament   QUOTE (Fedor @ Jul 6 2007, 10:01 PM) One ...   Jul 7 2007, 10:07 AM
|- - pysex   QUOTE (lamont's lament @ Jul 7 2007, 11...   Jul 7 2007, 01:25 PM
- - zetec   QUOTE (Jessica @ Jul 5 2007, 10:10 AM) Wh...   Jul 6 2007, 09:39 PM
|- - pysex   QUOTE (zetec @ Jul 6 2007, 10:39 PM) You ...   Jul 6 2007, 11:20 PM
- - Testm0nkey   man some chocolate would be good   Jul 6 2007, 09:41 PM
|- - psidancer   QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Jul 6 2007, 10:41 PM)...   Jul 6 2007, 11:07 PM
- - jimmy pop   I should have the video tomorrow. The guy who took...   Jul 7 2007, 01:31 PM
- - jimmy pop   God dammit. The video is 102 mb and the max size f...   Jul 8 2007, 05:18 PM
- - James   Weird. I just watched a 30 min version of Pulp Fi...   Jul 8 2007, 06:19 PM
|- - jimmy pop   QUOTE (James @ Jul 8 2007, 07:19 PM) Weir...   Jul 9 2007, 01:35 PM
- - James   Under a minute at 100 MB?? LOL. Yeah, compress t...   Jul 9 2007, 01:47 PM
- - impala454   i havent done a lot of video stuff lately, but yea...   Jul 9 2007, 01:55 PM
- - jimmy pop   Finally uploaded. http://video.google.com/videopl...   Jul 9 2007, 01:56 PM


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