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[Mommy]

Ok so Im trying to find someone to take my place at my job so I can get back to Lubbock for the summer. I gave my 2 weeks, but I really like my company and would like to stay here until I can get someone trained. My friend needs a job and she is really good at this kind of stuff so my boss told me to bring her in Monday at 11. Well, here is the kicker: my company drug tests and she told me just now that she did a one-time stupid thing last night and ate a goofy browny. I dont know what people lace brownies with because I have never done drugs. I know there is a similar thread that Dogmeat started, but can you guys offer suggestions on how to pass the drug test. I really want her to get this job. She needs the money, and I need the hell out of Austin.

[zetec]

As far as I know marijuana is fat soluble, not water soluble, so drinking a lot of water to flush it out doesn't work. Google the subject and you'll find a billion different remedies such as drinking pickle juice or there some kind of stuff that is kind of like jello mix that people say you can mix into a gallon of water and drink. I don't know what works and what doesn't, but for the sake of the job she'd better start trying them all.

PS, she could buy a Whizzinator, but that might arouse suspicion.

It is fat soluble, but it never hurts to dilute your urine as much as possible with tons of water.

if it really was a one time thing, as long as it's not like one or two days before the test she should be fine, if she really needs to, she can go buy some detox at any head shop.

I don't feel like explaining any of the shizzy much more, let Gonzo do it. He seems equally knowlegeble on the subject.


Also, suggesting deletion of thread within a week, just like dogmeat's old thread. Posterity, google and all that.