Lingerie Store Raid Options

[Psykopath]

http://www.kamc28.tv/news/default.asp?mode...ews&id=2323

The crack-down on sexually oriented businesses continues, this time, targeting a local lingerie shop.
Police raided the Somethin’ Sexy lingerie store at 53rd and Slide and arrested the clerk. The law states, you can`t have more than six of the same sexual item for sale. Several explicit items were confiscated during the raid.

The owner, who asked to remain anonymous, says the raid is a waste of resources.

"I think it`s unfair, I think it`s old fashioned” he says. “I`m sure they`ll be several people who will agree that the raid was necessary and these items should not be sold in Lubbock. But I also think a lot of people think that this is wasted man hour by the police department."

No court date has been set for the store clerk. But if convicted, she would have to register as a sex offender.

The shop remains open and the owner says they are selling everything that`s legal.

Strip Clubs, Chippendale's, Lingerie Shops...

Seriously, Lubbock...you backwards-ass, hick fucking community of fundamentalist bible-thumpers.... Is there not any better way to spend those police resources?!?

FUCK

[zetec]

funny story: When I was hit by a suburban my freshman year which totaled my car and landed me in the hospital, I was driving outside of city limits to some sex shop the interweb said was there (I don't think it really was) to buy one of my friends a vibrator for her birthday. (not a gag gift, lol, she really asked for one).

Anyways, the state trooper is getting the accident report from me at the hospital, I'm loaded up with morphine and start to tell him the story, not knowing anything about the laws on the subject. All of a sudden, as soon as I jokingly say the word vibrator, his face gets super duper serious and he starts looking at me like I was hauling 50 kilos of coke or something like that. He started questioning me all super pissedoff/serious/intimidatingish about the location of the store and how many i was buying and who it was for etc etc etc. I was kinda like, dude, never even made it to the store, as you can fucking see, chill out.

long story short, this analness has been going on for a while.