Man dies while "battle dancing" Options

[impala454]

heh I know I shouldn't laugh at this... heheheh
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,270854,00.html

NEW BRITAIN, Conn. — A man died while trying to outdo a rival with an acrobatic move while "battle dancing," police said.

Robert Stitt, 48, and his rival were competing in a parking lot Monday night when he tried a forward flip and landed on his head.

"It was just two guys dancing. Everybody was laughing," Stitt's friend John Boxley said.

Boxley said James Brown was on the radio and Stitt wanted to outdo a rival dancer, who had flipped in the air.

Police said the victim went into cardiac arrest and was pronounced dead a short time at a local hospital.

Police said several people were in the parking lot drinking and battle dancing — a competition in which each dancer tries one-upmanship with unique moves.

[zetec]

I find it funny that nobody else noticed that this dude is 48 YEARS OLD.


what the fuck is some nearly-50 year old guy doing hanging out in a parking lot battle dancing some kids?

I have this thing in my mind where like some new dancer came to town and was serving all the kidzz, so in order to protect their town's cred, they go find Old Man Stittz and beg him to come back and defend their turf, but he's all "NO! YOU KIDS DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO BATTLEDANCING ISNT A GAME!" and then slammed the door on their faces so finally on the showdown monday night the new dancer defeats all the local boiz one by one until finally none are left... as he's claiming victory he hears "NO SO FAST!" from behind him, and turns to see Old Man Stittz behind him, complete with parachute pants and sweatband around his balding head. "It's on" he said, calling him out...






I swear to god this movie needs to be made. It's like rocky but he dies in the end. With dancing.