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post Apr 18 2007, 06:00 PM
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you know they are fat

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he spread of obesity is causing a problem for funeral directors and crematorium managers, it has been disclosed. Their clients are now often so large that their coffins will not fit into the furnaces, town hall chiefs said.


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A standard coffin measures between 16 and 20 inches across. However, coffins of up to 40 inches are now increasingly in demand to cope with bigger bodies. A high proportion of the 650 crematoria in the country are now ordering bigger furnances to deal with the numbers of bigger coffins.


wee. fat people mean bigger burners.

its kinda sad that they dont just cut em up a little and burn them in chunks. but whatever.


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post Apr 18 2007, 06:03 PM
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QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Apr 18 2007, 07:00 PM) *
you know they are fat
wee. fat people mean bigger burners.

its kinda sad that they dont just cut em up a little and burn them in chunks. but whatever.



yeah, because that would be a fun conversation with the relatives:

funeral director: "As a part of the cremating process w'ere going to have to mince your uncle"

relative: "Dear God why?"

funeral detective: "Because he was a fat ass."


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