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 Mar 6 2007, 01:07 AM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48  |
It's up to $355 million. $212 cash option. even after taxes that's still over $150 million take home. pretty insane. biggest jackpot in the history of the mega millions
drawing tues & fri edit: $370 mil now, $220 cash option. |
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Mar 8 2007, 08:27 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
Show me yo booty hole, oh (x2)
Show me yo booty hole Walk up in the club like you think you nice Walkin' all around like you cold as ice Lookin' at yo booty makes me want to touch it Thinkin' bout yo hole makes me want to munch it You know my Caddy's parked just right outsiiiiird You know your booty want to go for a wiiird (Note: For a RIDE) We bout to drive around and I'll show you the city I even might reach over and grab me a titty Grab it gr-grab it grab it grab it take that, take that, take that, take that Grab it gr-grab grab it grab it take that, take that, take that hoe Back up in the club I think I'm goin' blind Saw so much booty nearly lost my mind You know you I cant help it when I get started Damn hoe! *fart noise* Was that yo booty that farted? *laughter* Ah, fuck it. Show me your booty hole! Ohhhhh That booty, that b-b-b-booty hole, that booty! Ohhhhh That b-b-b-booty hole, that booty Show me your booty hole First thing's first I know my style is wack And first things thirds I don't even listen to rap All these people always hatin' on me Screamin' out loud (Man, fuck that boosty.) All these crack ass rappers trying to make it to the top But with pointless rapping Adding pointless clapping Only B to C will never stop *clap, clap, clap* It's twelve fiftizzle and I just got to the pizzle Boosty's fucken drizzle off a bottle of bacizzle All these trizzles try to get me in the frizzle But I only want the hizzle buhizzle bizzle nizzle I got girls to my left and girls to my right Shake your booty baby, it's lookin' alright I got booty to my left and booty to my right Give me booty baby and I'll lick it all night I wish yo ass was all up on me So I could put my tongue inside those cheeks (ha ha, ha ha) This hole, that hole, this hole, that hole, Eeny meeny miney mo, let me eat your booty hole (OKAY! BREAK IT DOWN NOW!) All these bitches and all these hoes Ain't used to the lickin' of the booty hole So come on girl, just learn some patience Turn around baby and give me that anus Let's go! Show me yo booty hole Ohhhh, That booty, that b-b-b-booty hole, that booty Ohhhh, That b-b-b-booty hole, that booty Show me your booty hole Shakin' yer booty like it ain't no thing Rub it all up on my dingaling Thinkin' bout what I want to do to you Does that shit smell like poo to you? (Ew) Lace, silk, cotton, polyester It's all comin' off so it doesn't even matter Black, white, asian, puerto rican I don't care, if your booty hole's stinkin' (I want your booty hole, doo doo doo!) One, two, three, furr Get yer booty hole up in hurr Five, six, seven, eurr Let's put that booty hole back to work! Nine, ten, eleven, twurv Bend over baby and show me them curves! Now you think I'm starting to purv But damn your ass if off the chain bi-atch Ohh, shit I think I almost came! Ohhhh That booty, that b-b-b-booty hole, that booty Ohhhh That b-b-b-booty hole, that booty Show me your booty hole Ohhhh That booty, that b-b-b-booty hole, that booty Ohhhh That b-b-b-booty hole, that booty Show me yo booty hole! --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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impala454 Mega Millions Mar 6 2007, 01:07 AM
Overlord i remember the megamillions jackpot was up to 5 or... Mar 6 2007, 01:11 AM impala454 tell that to them then...
http://www.megamillion... Mar 6 2007, 01:44 AM Dr. Gonzo Megamillions is not in the northeast... Mar 6 2007, 10:36 AM
pysex QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Mar 6 2007, 10:36 AM) ... Mar 6 2007, 11:39 AM impala454 QUOTE (pysex @ Mar 6 2007, 11:39 AM) Yeah... Mar 6 2007, 01:48 PM Dr. Gonzo QUOTE (pysex @ Mar 6 2007, 11:39 AM) Yeah... Mar 6 2007, 02:50 PM cupcake I bought my first lottery ticket ever today.
fuck... Mar 6 2007, 01:06 PM impala454 true the mathematical chances are tiny, your chanc... Mar 6 2007, 01:46 PM cupcake I threw away 3 bucks on the valet dude at lunch. a... Mar 6 2007, 02:49 PM pebkac Lotteries: Taxes on people who don't understa... Mar 6 2007, 04:25 PM impala454 QUOTE (pebkac @ Mar 6 2007, 04:25 PM) Lot... Mar 6 2007, 05:16 PM pebkac QUOTE (impala454 @ Mar 6 2007, 05:16 PM) ... Mar 6 2007, 05:36 PM James QUOTE (impala454 @ Mar 6 2007, 05:16 PM) ... Mar 6 2007, 07:30 PM impala454 QUOTE (moebary @ Mar 6 2007, 08:47 PM) th... Mar 6 2007, 09:19 PM Overlord QUOTE (pebkac @ Mar 6 2007, 04:25 PM) Lot... Mar 6 2007, 05:22 PM TetraGrammaton Cleric yeah, i already bought tickets
i think it is well ... Mar 6 2007, 05:33 PM Psykopath I bought 10 lines.
If I win - MASSIVE PARTY.
=P Mar 6 2007, 05:52 PM lamont's lament QUOTE (Psykopath @ Mar 6 2007, 05:52 PM) ... Mar 6 2007, 05:55 PM Dr. Gonzo I bought 5 lines, if I win I am taking a trip to A... Mar 6 2007, 06:55 PM griseyeux i'm going to buy a few tickets, but there... Mar 6 2007, 06:59 PM Dr. Gonzo You have a better chance of getting struck by ligh... Mar 6 2007, 07:08 PM pysex when is the cutoff to buy a ticket for this? 10pm... Mar 6 2007, 07:26 PM Jwilly with the amount of people buying lines.....there a... Mar 6 2007, 09:06 PM griseyeux true Mar 6 2007, 09:13 PM TetraGrammaton Cleric http://www.txlottery.org/export/sites/defa...Lotto... Mar 6 2007, 09:33 PM moebary nevermind, you're right Mar 6 2007, 10:12 PM griseyeux I did not win. Mar 6 2007, 10:22 PM lamont's lament i won Mar 6 2007, 10:30 PM dauss What are the odds to win the $2 prize by just... Mar 7 2007, 05:06 PM impala454 QUOTE (dauss @ Mar 7 2007, 05:06 PM) What... Mar 7 2007, 05:54 PM dauss QUOTE (impala454 @ Mar 7 2007, 06:54 PM) ... Mar 7 2007, 08:05 PM schwab didnt win either
but if i did, there would be a p... Mar 7 2007, 05:36 PM chook 1 out of 46. He's a beer, not a math guy. Mar 7 2007, 07:36 PM dauss Anyone?
QUOTE (chook @ Mar 7 2007, 08:36 ... Mar 8 2007, 11:05 AM Renegadepeon QUOTE (dauss @ Mar 8 2007, 11:05 AM) Anyo... Mar 8 2007, 11:43 AM griseyeux aww...when you say it that way it sounds disparagi... Mar 7 2007, 07:38 PM John6.7 You have to win the megaball without getting anyot... Mar 8 2007, 12:00 PM dauss Bingo, to win the $2 prize by just matching t... Mar 8 2007, 12:05 PM Spectatrix Yep. Your chances of matching the megaball and 0 ... Mar 8 2007, 12:27 PM chook I didn't know you have to miss every ball. Mar 8 2007, 12:33 PM Spectatrix Well if you don't miss all the other balls, yo... Mar 8 2007, 12:38 PM chook Shows how often I play the lotto. My start date i... Mar 8 2007, 01:17 PM Spectatrix QUOTE (chook @ Mar 8 2007, 01:17 PM) Show... Mar 8 2007, 05:08 PM impala454 your chances of winning $2 are 1 in 46.
if y... Mar 8 2007, 03:12 PM John6.7 QUOTE (impala454 @ Mar 8 2007, 03:12 PM) ... Mar 8 2007, 03:52 PM Spectatrix QUOTE (impala454 @ Mar 8 2007, 03:12 PM) ... Mar 8 2007, 04:57 PM dauss QUOTE (impala454 @ Mar 8 2007, 04:12 PM) ... Mar 8 2007, 05:09 PM impala454 so if you win $500,000,000, you didn't wi... Mar 8 2007, 03:59 PM John6.7 QUOTE (impala454 @ Mar 8 2007, 03:59 PM) ... Mar 8 2007, 04:03 PM impala454 QUOTE (John6.7 @ Mar 8 2007, 04:03 PM) Th... Mar 8 2007, 04:30 PM John6.7 QUOTE (impala454 @ Mar 8 2007, 04:30 PM) ... Mar 8 2007, 06:04 PM schwab god damn i wouldnt care about the 2 dollars if i w... Mar 8 2007, 04:11 PM jonathan83 WHO CARES?? Mar 8 2007, 04:59 PM TetraGrammaton Cleric i think his logic was that the odds of winning exa... Mar 8 2007, 06:30 PM impala454 i know how to do the calculation you losers. i wa... Mar 8 2007, 06:48 PM Rocky RE: Mega Millions Mar 8 2007, 07:01 PM TetraGrammaton Cleric QUOTE (impala454 @ Mar 8 2007, 06:48 PM) ... Mar 8 2007, 07:08 PM impala454 QUOTE (TetraGrammaton Cleric @ Mar 8 2007, 07... Mar 9 2007, 09:59 AM griseyeux did anyone who has posted in this thread win any m... Mar 8 2007, 08:16 PM |
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