Are you kidding me? Options

[Aaron]

So, I'm watching this documentary called "Jesus Camp," which is basically about how Evangelical Christians are quite literally brainwashing the youth of the United States... anyways, about twenty-five minutes into the film, the mom of one of the Jesus Camp participants makes her kids say the Pledge of Allegiance before lunch.

At first I was like, "Hm, that's weird... but her husband is serving in Iraq so they're probably all gung-ho for America."

Imagine my absolute surprise when the kids picked up two little mini-flags (the Christian flag and the flag of Israel) and a bible. They then recited this garbage.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Seriously, though my thoughts and feelings about organized religion are well-documented, you could literally replace the film's references to Christianity with Islam and you'd have yourself a documentary about radical Islamic fundamentalists.

If you're even the slightest bit moderate, and want to get the shit scared out of you, go watch this movie.

[Aaron]

Oh, this is awesome, they're filming Rat Tail Kid at one of those McMegaChurches in Colorado... Ted Haggard, the pastor that resigned after a gay sex scandal, is preaching on... wait for it... wait for it... homos.

Perfect.