 I took a crap in the shower this morning |
| I took a crap in the shower this morning |
 Feb 14 2007, 07:35 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55  |
Anyways, I got up this morning and had to crap, so I took one in the usual place (the toilet) ... then I went to hop in the shower, and low and behold, another crap was stealthed behind the one I just took .... so, because I was already wet with the water running and everything, I basically just said "fuck it" and decided to just crap in the shower.
It was actually way cooler than I thought it was gonna be ... I didn't actually squat to take this crap, I just kinda "1/4" squatted just to get it aimed down .... anyways, it was fucking COOL what happened next.... The crap came out with VERY good consistency, and completley all at once, and in a whole peice, landed in the tub with a very nice "thud" sound and made a fucking aboslutley *PERFECT* pile of poo. Like you couldn't have manufactured fake shit with better form than this ... I mean it was PERFECT ... I was completley taken aback by this, because I figured it was gonna be messy, but there was no mess, and it was so consistent it didn't even wash away .... So, completley stunned by this perfect shit I just laid in the shower, I picked it up to put it in the toilet cuz it wasn't washing away, and it was seriously just like Plah-Doh ... I mean it was seriously shit-brown Play-Doh ...like I mean I damn near could have given it to a small child and told them to play with it and they would have. I am still amazed by all of this so I thought I would share. -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Feb 16 2007, 05:07 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
therefore, that team poop story of yours that was so great makes sense
-------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Dogmeat I took a crap in the shower this morning Feb 14 2007, 07:35 PM
Psykopath HAHAHAHAHAH
Oh man, classic Dogmeat! Feb 14 2007, 07:37 PM FORSAKENR320 .....
wow Feb 14 2007, 07:38 PM griseyeux EEEWWWWWW.........
Dogmeat's feces......
I ... Feb 14 2007, 07:38 PM lamont's lament i'm laughing so hard right now Feb 14 2007, 08:26 PM Divergent Reality congradulations, you have caused me to giggle. Feb 14 2007, 09:00 PM Renegadepeon You've been banned from the internet. Feb 14 2007, 09:10 PM lamont's lament i just like how he had to specify the "usual ... Feb 14 2007, 09:11 PM zetec note to self: never shower with dogmeat Feb 14 2007, 09:15 PM jonathan83 yes, i just realized i actually love dogmeat. Feb 14 2007, 09:57 PM Seussninja what in the FUCK Feb 14 2007, 10:54 PM pysex gold Feb 14 2007, 10:54 PM Hartmann Wow, I didn't even need pictures to vomit a li... Feb 14 2007, 11:17 PM Jessica neat! Feb 14 2007, 11:39 PM lamont's lament dogmeat needs to go on that infomercial where they... Feb 15 2007, 01:23 AM chook Classy like Plastic Silverware! Feb 15 2007, 02:44 AM TTUAthleticTrainer You're exactly the kinda guy I could take home... Feb 15 2007, 04:05 AM griseyeux on a semi-related note, I think I might be constip... Feb 15 2007, 08:37 AM schwab i gotta say that made me laugh....what was worse i... Feb 15 2007, 09:13 AM cupcake charming. Feb 15 2007, 09:38 AM Jessica I hope to god this is just another one of his sill... Feb 15 2007, 09:42 AM Spectatrix ...
... Feb 15 2007, 09:49 AM woody un-fucking-believable Feb 15 2007, 10:07 AM Dr. Gonzo that is disgusting
On that note, I am going to ta... Feb 15 2007, 10:23 AM griseyeux QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Feb 15 2007, 10:23 AM)... Feb 15 2007, 10:35 AM
pysex QUOTE (griseyeux @ Feb 15 2007, 10:35 AM)... Feb 15 2007, 02:46 PM
jonathan83 QUOTE (griseyeux @ Feb 15 2007, 10:35 AM)... Feb 16 2007, 01:44 AM Jessica thats disgusting. count me out Feb 15 2007, 10:36 AM Spectatrix *twitch* Feb 15 2007, 10:36 AM griseyeux the previous post was 73% sarcasm guaranteed. not... Feb 15 2007, 10:40 AM griseyeux QUOTE (pysex @ Feb 15 2007, 02:46 PM) I... Feb 15 2007, 02:51 PM Seussninja Voting fake Feb 15 2007, 03:09 PM Dogmeat QUOTE (Seussninja @ Feb 15 2007, 03:09 PM... Feb 15 2007, 05:16 PM griseyeux QUOTE (jonathan83 @ Feb 16 2007, 01:44 AM... Feb 16 2007, 10:23 AM Testm0nkey at track and cross country meets of whatever ampli... Feb 16 2007, 04:53 PM griseyeux that's great. Feb 16 2007, 05:06 PM |
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