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Dogmeat
post Feb 14 2007, 07:35 PM
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Anyways, I got up this morning and had to crap, so I took one in the usual place (the toilet) ... then I went to hop in the shower, and low and behold, another crap was stealthed behind the one I just took .... so, because I was already wet with the water running and everything, I basically just said "fuck it" and decided to just crap in the shower.

It was actually way cooler than I thought it was gonna be ... I didn't actually squat to take this crap, I just kinda "1/4" squatted just to get it aimed down .... anyways, it was fucking COOL what happened next....

The crap came out with VERY good consistency, and completley all at once, and in a whole peice, landed in the tub with a very nice "thud" sound and made a fucking aboslutley *PERFECT* pile of poo. Like you couldn't have manufactured fake shit with better form than this ... I mean it was PERFECT ...

I was completley taken aback by this, because I figured it was gonna be messy, but there was no mess, and it was so consistent it didn't even wash away ....

So, completley stunned by this perfect shit I just laid in the shower, I picked it up to put it in the toilet cuz it wasn't washing away, and it was seriously just like Plah-Doh ... I mean it was seriously shit-brown Play-Doh ...like I mean I damn near could have given it to a small child and told them to play with it and they would have.

I am still amazed by all of this so I thought I would share.


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post Feb 16 2007, 10:23 AM
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QUOTE (jonathan83 @ Feb 16 2007, 01:44 AM) *
was one of them josh myers?


no, but it's interesting that you ask that.....now i am curious about josh myers.

One of them was Alex Eagle, though.


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- Dogmeat   I took a crap in the shower this morning   Feb 14 2007, 07:35 PM
- - Psykopath   HAHAHAHAHAH Oh man, classic Dogmeat!   Feb 14 2007, 07:37 PM
- - FORSAKENR320   ..... wow   Feb 14 2007, 07:38 PM
- - griseyeux   EEEWWWWWW......... Dogmeat's feces...... I ...   Feb 14 2007, 07:38 PM
- - lamont's lament   i'm laughing so hard right now   Feb 14 2007, 08:26 PM
- - Divergent Reality   congradulations, you have caused me to giggle.   Feb 14 2007, 09:00 PM
- - Renegadepeon   You've been banned from the internet.   Feb 14 2007, 09:10 PM
- - lamont's lament   i just like how he had to specify the "usual ...   Feb 14 2007, 09:11 PM
- - zetec   note to self: never shower with dogmeat   Feb 14 2007, 09:15 PM
- - jonathan83   yes, i just realized i actually love dogmeat.   Feb 14 2007, 09:57 PM
- - Seussninja   what in the FUCK   Feb 14 2007, 10:54 PM
- - pysex   gold   Feb 14 2007, 10:54 PM
- - Hartmann   Wow, I didn't even need pictures to vomit a li...   Feb 14 2007, 11:17 PM
- - Jessica   neat!   Feb 14 2007, 11:39 PM
- - lamont's lament   dogmeat needs to go on that infomercial where they...   Feb 15 2007, 01:23 AM
- - chook   Classy like Plastic Silverware!   Feb 15 2007, 02:44 AM
- - TTUAthleticTrainer   You're exactly the kinda guy I could take home...   Feb 15 2007, 04:05 AM
- - griseyeux   on a semi-related note, I think I might be constip...   Feb 15 2007, 08:37 AM
- - schwab   i gotta say that made me laugh....what was worse i...   Feb 15 2007, 09:13 AM
- - cupcake   charming.   Feb 15 2007, 09:38 AM
- - Jessica   I hope to god this is just another one of his sill...   Feb 15 2007, 09:42 AM
- - Spectatrix   ... ...   Feb 15 2007, 09:49 AM
- - woody   un-fucking-believable   Feb 15 2007, 10:07 AM
- - Dr. Gonzo   that is disgusting On that note, I am going to ta...   Feb 15 2007, 10:23 AM
- - griseyeux   QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Feb 15 2007, 10:23 AM)...   Feb 15 2007, 10:35 AM
|- - pysex   QUOTE (griseyeux @ Feb 15 2007, 10:35 AM)...   Feb 15 2007, 02:46 PM
|- - jonathan83   QUOTE (griseyeux @ Feb 15 2007, 10:35 AM)...   Feb 16 2007, 01:44 AM
- - Jessica   thats disgusting. count me out   Feb 15 2007, 10:36 AM
- - Spectatrix   *twitch*   Feb 15 2007, 10:36 AM
- - griseyeux   the previous post was 73% sarcasm guaranteed. not...   Feb 15 2007, 10:40 AM
- - griseyeux   QUOTE (pysex @ Feb 15 2007, 02:46 PM) I...   Feb 15 2007, 02:51 PM
- - Seussninja   Voting fake   Feb 15 2007, 03:09 PM
|- - Dogmeat   QUOTE (Seussninja @ Feb 15 2007, 03:09 PM...   Feb 15 2007, 05:16 PM
- - griseyeux   QUOTE (jonathan83 @ Feb 16 2007, 01:44 AM...   Feb 16 2007, 10:23 AM
- - Testm0nkey   at track and cross country meets of whatever ampli...   Feb 16 2007, 04:53 PM
- - griseyeux   that's great.   Feb 16 2007, 05:06 PM
- - Testm0nkey   therefore, that team poop story of yours that was ...   Feb 16 2007, 05:07 PM


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