"pamper your banana" for just $4.99, what what what Options

[GOB]

http://www.bananabunker.com/

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[theIncredibleEdi...]

Oh, people stick all sorts of things up their asses.....just go work in a hospital for a few weeks and see.

Like the 65-year old man who was taking a shower with his dog and a peanut butter jar, when he slipped and fell onto the jar. He must fallen hard because the jar was like 8-cm diameter, but it just went right up there. Hey, I'm not laughing. I'm sure this happens to lots of people. Once I was showering with my dog and a basketball and the same thing happened! One moment, I was singing in the shower and next thing I know, I slipped and...FWOOOP! I had a basketball in my ass.

What could be more embarrassing than a peanut butter jar? When the doctors call in the bomb squad to build a steel box around some guy's ass because he stuck a live artillery shell in there. How do you explain that to your friends and family? I don't think there's anything you can say. Maybe "I was drunk and my buddies thought it would be funny..." or "I was showering with my dog and a live artillery shell and slipped..."

[GOB]

What could be more embarrassing than a peanut butter jar?

getting salmonella as a result would be pretty funny


if that's even possible