Another atheism thread Options

[Spectatrix]

The Blasphemy Challenge

This post has been edited by Spectatrix: Dec 15 2006, 05:37 PM

[Aaron]

The gay thing about this is that their Blasphemy Challenge is pretty weak. Denying the existance of one non-coporeal, all-knowing Santa Clause-esque being is great but you're still missing out on pissing off a shit-ton of other non-coporeal, all-knowing Easter Bunny-esque entities.

So, let's take this Blasphemy Challenge to its logical extreme:

I deny the existence and/or reject the "divine authority" of Jehovah, Allah, Brahman, the countless dieties of Chinese folk religion, Santa Clause, all of the Pagan shit, the Easter Bunny, all of the indigenous African shit, Vāhigurū, the Tooth Fairy, the Bahá'í diety, the kami dieties of Shinto, Cao Đài Tiên Ông Đại Bồ Tát Ma-ha-tát, Ahura Mazda, Oyasama and Jah.

Fuck them all.

And, to make my newly-improved Blasphemy Challenge even more atheistcore, let's piss off all of their followers too!

For you theists:

You are retarded and are wasting your <insert "holy" day of the week/month/year here>. While you <insert "holy" activity here>, I am having fun sleeping, eating, drinking or playing with myself (sometimes I'm doing two or three of these at a time!). You believe in fantasy because you just can't wrap your head around the fact that you aren't special and things just fucking happen for no reason at all.

Okay, so now not only am I going to hell... but there are several billion people out there that want to quickly facilitate my trip there.

Faaaaaantastic.