 How to prevent hijackings, and have fun doing it |
| How to prevent hijackings, and have fun doing it |
 Nov 14 2006, 12:51 PM
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 From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65  |
http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?...p;RS=PN/6970105
Basically, someone has a patent on a contraption that you can put on passengers on an airplane. If there's an emotional abnormality, the flight crew will be notified. Even better, it comes equipped with a miniature syringe to "inject or deliver a micro dose of sedatives, narcotics or strong tranquilizers to the person under an anomalous emotional condition." Awesome. I want to be a hijacker. You get free drugs to make long flights better. 
This post has been edited by pebkac: Nov 14 2006, 12:54 PM -------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM)  Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Nov 17 2006, 11:55 AM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
i'm gonna start cramming vegetables and fruit up both your asses until you look like those thanksgiving horn-centerpieces
--------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 17 2006, 01:16 PM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Nov 17 2006, 11:55 AM) i'm gonna start cramming vegetables and fruit up both your asses until you look like those thanksgiving horn-centerpieces You really do like putting things in mens butt don't you.... not gonna say its a surprise though. |
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Nov 19 2006, 11:31 AM
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From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
QUOTE (Trespass @ Nov 17 2006, 01:16 PM) You really do like putting things in mens butt don't you.... not gonna say its a surprise though. If by him putting things in other mens' butts you mean him getting gang-banged by 8 guys in a row, then yes you're correct. -------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM) Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Nov 19 2006, 09:12 PM
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 Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
QUOTE (pebkac @ Nov 19 2006, 11:31 AM) If by him putting things in other mens' butts you mean him getting gang-banged by 8 guys in a row, then yes you're correct. feed him bacon and he will comply. -------------------- 32-bit whore
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pebkac How to prevent hijackings Nov 14 2006, 12:51 PM
woody how's it tell the difference between a nervous... Nov 14 2006, 02:40 PM impala454 there won't be any more successful hijackings ... Nov 14 2006, 03:35 PM
schwab QUOTE (impala454 @ Nov 14 2006, 03:35 PM)... Nov 14 2006, 03:57 PM Trespass QUOTE (schwab @ Nov 14 2006, 03:57 PM) th... Nov 14 2006, 06:24 PM Dr. Gonzo I am against this, Thought/ feeling crime Nov 15 2006, 02:17 AM Spectatrix Just equip the flight attendants with tranq darts ... Nov 15 2006, 10:17 AM impala454 QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Nov 15 2006, 10:17 AM... Nov 15 2006, 11:24 AM Spectatrix Somebody just needs to invent transparent body arm... Nov 15 2006, 11:53 AM Divergent Reality QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Nov 15 2006, 11:53 AM... Nov 15 2006, 12:41 PM Dr. Gonzo Ground all planes. Preventing Hijackings is like p... Nov 15 2006, 03:28 PM Trespass QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Nov 15 2006, 03:28 PM)... Nov 15 2006, 04:00 PM Dr. Gonzo QUOTE (Trespass @ Nov 15 2006, 04:00 PM) ... Nov 16 2006, 12:39 AM Dr. Gonzo I likes putting his banana up mens bottoms Nov 19 2006, 04:03 AM |
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