 How to prevent hijackings, and have fun doing it |
| How to prevent hijackings, and have fun doing it |
 Nov 14 2006, 12:51 PM
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http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?...p;RS=PN/6970105
Basically, someone has a patent on a contraption that you can put on passengers on an airplane. If there's an emotional abnormality, the flight crew will be notified. Even better, it comes equipped with a miniature syringe to "inject or deliver a micro dose of sedatives, narcotics or strong tranquilizers to the person under an anomalous emotional condition." Awesome. I want to be a hijacker. You get free drugs to make long flights better. 
This post has been edited by pebkac: Nov 14 2006, 12:54 PM -------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM)  Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Nov 15 2006, 11:53 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Somebody just needs to invent transparent body armor. That way it can cover cleavage for safety, but still be revealing!
 I'll get right on that, after I'm finished inventing power armor. -------------------- |
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Nov 15 2006, 12:41 PM
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  Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Nov 15 2006, 11:53 AM) Somebody just needs to invent transparent body armor. That way it can cover cleavage for safety, but still be revealing! I'll get right on that, after I'm finished inventing power armor. air boys be working on it. -------------------- 32-bit whore
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pebkac How to prevent hijackings Nov 14 2006, 12:51 PM
woody how's it tell the difference between a nervous... Nov 14 2006, 02:40 PM impala454 there won't be any more successful hijackings ... Nov 14 2006, 03:35 PM
schwab QUOTE (impala454 @ Nov 14 2006, 03:35 PM)... Nov 14 2006, 03:57 PM Trespass QUOTE (schwab @ Nov 14 2006, 03:57 PM) th... Nov 14 2006, 06:24 PM Dr. Gonzo I am against this, Thought/ feeling crime Nov 15 2006, 02:17 AM Spectatrix Just equip the flight attendants with tranq darts ... Nov 15 2006, 10:17 AM impala454 QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Nov 15 2006, 10:17 AM... Nov 15 2006, 11:24 AM Dr. Gonzo Ground all planes. Preventing Hijackings is like p... Nov 15 2006, 03:28 PM Trespass QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Nov 15 2006, 03:28 PM)... Nov 15 2006, 04:00 PM Dr. Gonzo QUOTE (Trespass @ Nov 15 2006, 04:00 PM) ... Nov 16 2006, 12:39 AM FORSAKENR320 i'm gonna start cramming vegetables and fruit ... Nov 17 2006, 11:55 AM Trespass QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Nov 17 2006, 11:55 ... Nov 17 2006, 01:16 PM pebkac QUOTE (Trespass @ Nov 17 2006, 01:16 PM) ... Nov 19 2006, 11:31 AM Divergent Reality QUOTE (pebkac @ Nov 19 2006, 11:31 AM) If... Nov 19 2006, 09:12 PM Dr. Gonzo I likes putting his banana up mens bottoms Nov 19 2006, 04:03 AM |
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