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| how to give over 100% |
 Nov 1 2006, 09:16 AM
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Someone sent me this in an email, I thought it was funny:
QUOTE This equation should be taught in all math classes!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. |
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Nov 15 2006, 10:59 AM
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 Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
math is for fags
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Nov 15 2006, 11:53 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
QUOTE (zetec @ Nov 15 2006, 09:59 AM)  math is for fags 
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Overlord how to give over 100% Nov 1 2006, 09:16 AM
Divergent Reality m-o-u-n-t-a-i-n-d-e-w
13+15+21+14+20+1+9+14+4+5+23... Nov 1 2006, 10:11 AM schwab M-A-R-I-J-U-A-N-A
13+1+18+9+21+1+14+1 = 75
damn f... Nov 1 2006, 10:19 AM griseyeux QUOTE (schwab @ Nov 1 2006, 10:19 AM) M-A... Nov 1 2006, 11:19 AM griseyeux P-R-O-C-R-A-S-T-I-N-A-T-I-O-N=
16+18+15+3+18+1+19... Nov 1 2006, 11:26 AM lamont's lament i wonder what sheet cake adds up to Nov 1 2006, 05:39 PM Rocky BLOWJOBS
2 + 12 + 15 + 23 + 10 + 15 + 2 + 19 = 98... Nov 1 2006, 06:19 PM griseyeux QUOTE (Rocky @ Nov 1 2006, 06:19 PM) BLOW... Nov 3 2006, 01:09 PM
Dr. Gonzo S+P+I+V+E+Y=
19+16+9+22+5+26 = 97 Nov 15 2006, 12:06 PM |
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