What is even the point of this junk mail Options

[schwab]

I get shit like this spammed to me all the time....what is even the point of this email?

Hello!

Smoked six packs a day.

And then I felt a third and fourth.
We have painted all the toilets black
Freddie is the smartest dog
School is closed now, what's it to ya?
Glory, glory hallelujah!
Now there are roaches eating crumbs-
He greets me at the door each day
I had asthma and was wheezing.
When I come home from school.
and a full-blown case of rabies.
I have a brief confession
I did a lousy job.
and a patch of poison ivy,
malaria and toothaches,
My grades are so much better now,
and we've locked the school's front door.
and a full-blown case of rabies.
I have a brief confession
Which makes my parents glad.
I think that's pretty cool.
malaria and toothaches,
He greets me at the door each day
I had asthma and was wheezing.