 What would you buy an illegal immigrant..., for Christmas? |
| What would you buy an illegal immigrant..., for Christmas? |
 Oct 16 2006, 04:46 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39  |
So this guy is more or less in my family now and I'd like to get everyone in my family a christmas present.
Things to know about Jose: 1. He doesn't speak english 2. He's not fancy mexican 3. He works really hard 4. Has a kid on the way I don't want to just give him money because I'd feel weird doing that although I know that is the most widely respected gift to receive. Gift cards are the next best thing if you don't really know someone personally but I am already planning on getting my sister a target gift card And I can't possibly set up a stolen american identity for a foreigner in this time frame *I know its early but I'm already excited and would like to get everything in a timely manner* -------------------- Little monkeys making money
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Oct 22 2006, 02:43 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
BOTH YOU SHUT UP OR I WILL DICK BOTH YOU DOWN IN A BAD WAY
--------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Testm0nkey What would you buy an illegal immigrant... Oct 16 2006, 04:46 PM
Renegadepeon A bottle of cheap tequila. Oct 16 2006, 04:47 PM Testm0nkey Not a bad idea but I'll have to check if hes a... Oct 16 2006, 04:51 PM Dr. Gonzo drugs, tequilla, and a revolver Oct 16 2006, 04:52 PM Overlord cowboy boots and a huge ass belt buckle Oct 16 2006, 04:53 PM Testm0nkey I think cowboy boots are a bit expensive but for h... Oct 16 2006, 05:00 PM
Tygriss QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Oct 16 2006, 06:00 PM... Oct 16 2006, 10:06 PM Deacon Visa? Green Card? Oct 16 2006, 08:25 PM Dogmeat A 1974 3/4 ton 2WD Chevy Truck that has been beat ... Oct 16 2006, 08:29 PM Jessica Id go with a nice shirt like you said. I think Wil... Oct 16 2006, 10:30 PM Overlord get him a fake birth certificate and a fake social... Oct 16 2006, 10:34 PM kcroxyoursox QUOTE (Renegadepeon @ Oct 16 2006, 03:47 ... Oct 16 2006, 10:50 PM ratm I would think a nice shirt or some work shoes woul... Oct 17 2006, 12:20 AM Dr. Gonzo Jesus and mary candles Oct 17 2006, 12:23 AM woody a new straw cowboy hat Oct 17 2006, 07:35 AM Overlord walmart gift card
a new lawn mower
weed eater
gard... Oct 17 2006, 07:44 AM Dr. Gonzo green card Oct 17 2006, 07:56 AM woody QUOTE (Deacon @ Oct 16 2006, 08:25 PM) Vi... Oct 17 2006, 08:05 AM cupcake what does he do for a living? Oct 17 2006, 08:24 AM Overlord QUOTE (cupcake @ Oct 17 2006, 09:24 AM) w... Oct 17 2006, 08:26 AM Dogmeat Get him a horn that plays "La Cuca Racha... Oct 17 2006, 10:09 AM jonathan83 QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Oct 17 2006, 10:09 AM) G... Oct 17 2006, 10:53 AM woody QUOTE (cupcake @ Oct 17 2006, 08:24 AM) w... Oct 17 2006, 10:23 AM schwab a call to the INS? Oct 17 2006, 10:36 AM Divergent Reality get him a sailor. Oct 17 2006, 10:41 AM Rocky I think women need to learn to avoid buying clothe... Oct 17 2006, 11:30 AM FORSAKENR320 QUOTE Guys usually pretend to like something, you ... Oct 18 2006, 12:34 PM Jessica QUOTE (Rocky @ Oct 17 2006, 12:30 PM) I t... Oct 18 2006, 01:39 PM Overlord QUOTE (Jessica @ Oct 18 2006, 02:39 PM) e... Oct 18 2006, 01:42 PM jonathan83 QUOTE (Overlord @ Oct 18 2006, 01:42 PM) ... Oct 19 2006, 09:12 AM Testm0nkey He works two jobs. He's a busboy/waiter at a ... Oct 17 2006, 11:53 AM woody QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Oct 17 2006, 11:53 AM... Oct 17 2006, 12:22 PM cupcake I'd get him a comfortable pair of black sneake... Oct 17 2006, 12:34 PM Testm0nkey nice work/comfort shoes - i believe this is what i... Oct 17 2006, 01:01 PM woody get him like a team mexico soccer jersey Oct 19 2006, 09:27 AM pebkac GIFT CERTIFICATES
You can never go wrong. Oct 19 2006, 09:28 AM lamont's lament up to this point i thought this thread was titled ... Oct 19 2006, 11:24 AM pysex QUOTE (lamont's lament @ Oct 19 2006, 12... Oct 20 2006, 01:54 PM moebary bus ticket to INS Oct 19 2006, 12:27 PM FORSAKENR320 a "i hope you get well" card mailed to h... Oct 20 2006, 01:21 PM ratm Get him one of them new BAPE hoodies. He'll be... Oct 20 2006, 02:00 PM Jessica is it sad that i think that hoodie looks cool?
i ... Oct 22 2006, 10:39 AM pebkac QUOTE (Jessica @ Oct 22 2006, 11:39 AM) i... Oct 22 2006, 11:56 AM Spectatrix Right-click, "view image", ctrl-R. Oct 22 2006, 12:15 PM pebkac Shut up. I knew I could do that. It was just the... Oct 22 2006, 12:24 PM Spectatrix YOU shut up! Oct 22 2006, 12:32 PM pebkac RE: What would you buy an illegal immigrant... Oct 22 2006, 12:46 PM pebkac I didn't realize there was a bad way. Oct 22 2006, 02:56 PM FORSAKENR320 QUOTE (pebkac @ Oct 22 2006, 03:56 PM) I ... Oct 22 2006, 05:32 PM lamont's lament spanish/english dictionary Oct 22 2006, 03:10 PM Seussninja hahahah i still have a Bape catalogue on my comput... Oct 22 2006, 04:00 PM |
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