school bans tag, fucking tag man Options

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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15316912/

Officials at an elementary school south of Boston have banned kids from playing tag, touch football and any other unsupervised chase game during recess for fear they'll get hurt and hold the school liable.

Another Willett parent, Celeste D'Elia, said her son feels safer because of the rule. "I've witnessed enough near collisions," she said.

Wow, I'm glad I never had to deal with any of this crap when I was in elementary school. "Near collisions", jesus those kids are going to be pussies when the grow up.

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And I thought it was talking about TAG as in spray paint...
anyways, when i was in elementary they banned this game called grasshopper where two kids would stand at opposiste side of parallel bars, jump over them, then run around to the other side and jump. This would keep going until one kid caught up with the other and tagged them. It was fun but then someone broke their arm. we could get suspended for playing.

Yeah and people wonder why our children are becoming obese; we are cutting out any activities that involve running and fun at the same time.