Late Nite AIM convos, post em Options

[Seussninja]

LadyGray215: haha
LadyGray215: man, i'm so brain-fried right now
Seussninja: so am I
Seussninja: but usually 16 hours of sleep over the past 5 days + booze will do that
LadyGray215: hahahaha, yeah i'd think so
LadyGray215: at least you haven't been studying thermo for the past 3 hours
Seussninja: but thermodynamics is so fucking exciting alisha you should be exstatic
Seussninja: i mean come on...FIRE goddammit....FIRE
LadyGray215: FIRE???
LadyGray215: if thermodynamics was fire, i WOULD be fucking ecstatic!
Seussninja: FFFFFFFFFFFFIRE
LadyGray215: man, i had candles on my birthday cake the other day
LadyGray215: and blew them out
LadyGray215: in the dorm...
Seussninja: don't lie, you just wanna douse your textbook in gasoline and toss a match in its general direction
Seussninja: Oh god tell me the smoke detector went off
LadyGray215: hey, i NEVER lied about that
Seussninja: touche!
LadyGray215: man, we all hauled ass up to wave newspapers around the smoke detector to keep the smoke away
LadyGray215: and i jumped on the couch, almost ate it, and got the window open
LadyGray215: i swear, if we had moved any slower it would have gone off
LadyGray215: and my CA was in the room too
Seussninja: you almost ate the couch? damn girl
LadyGray215: yeah, i was seriously hungry
Seussninja: i find it quite satisfying with a light dijoinaise sauce
LadyGray215: oh man...grey poupon!
Seussninja: fuck grey poupon
LadyGray215: hahahahaha
Seussninja: pardon this >=(
LadyGray215: i live in a dorm...we live cheaply.
LadyGray215: we don't get fancy sauces
LadyGray215: fuck spaghetti sauce...let's use ketchup.
Seussninja: i'll make sure you make you a fancy sauce then leave it on your doorstep, knock on the door and run away
Seussninja: Saucy Claus
LadyGray215: hahahahahahahahahaha
LadyGray215: ROFLMAO
LadyGray215: you totally just made my night
Seussninja: i do what i can B-|
Seussninja: ugh i've had ketchup with spaghetti thats freakin gross, but then again i'm an amateur chef so it just sounds extra wrong to me
LadyGray215: oh man, i make my own spaghetti sauce from scratch
LadyGray215: i can't even take the kind out of a jar
LadyGray215: i've never even tried it with ketchup
LadyGray215: i think i would probably throw it up
Seussninja: oh thank god, for a second there i thought maybe i was gonna have to Alt+K your ass for being a culinary heretic
LadyGray215: hahahahahahahaha
LadyGray215: holy crap you are on a roll tonight
Seussninja: Thats why my friends call me pillsbury
Seussninja: you'd think it was because i was overweight BUT YOUD BE WRONG
Seussninja: or maybe it was LOL
Seussninja: for Land O Lakes
LadyGray215: hahahaha
LadyGray215: omg
Seussninja: i dont remember
Seussninja: irregardless i'm now hungry for biscuits
LadyGray215: man, i love biscuits
LadyGray215: i absolutely hate gravy on them though
Seussninja: you aren't alone
Seussninja: ALSO NOT ALONE HOLY SHEEIT
LadyGray215: are you serious???????
Seussninja: Strawberry Jam ++
LadyGray215: everyone and their mother LOVES gravy on their biscuits
LadyGray215: oh my god YES STRAWBERRY JAM!!!
Seussninja: naw screw that
Seussninja: fuck preserves, give me spreadability
LadyGray215: either that or black raspberry jam
Seussninja: OR GIVE ME CAKE
Seussninja: or death
LadyGray215: italian cream cake
LadyGray215: hahahahaha
Seussninja: never had the Black Raspberry Jam, i shall have to invest in this endeavor and report my findings, heir doctor
LadyGray215: it's hard to find
Seussninja: :-(
LadyGray215: and you have to get the expensive kind
LadyGray215: they always have blackberry...but it's not the same thing
Seussninja: yeah i hear ya. Thats why i dont get sushi from the grocery store
LadyGray215: hahahahahahaha
LadyGray215: i don't even get sushi in lubbock
LadyGray215: i wait until i get back to Houston...
Seussninja: you CANT get sushi in lubbock
LadyGray215: well...you CAN...but...i wouldn't WANT to...
Seussninja: unless its at fucking Market street or that smart choices place in the UC
Seussninja: exactly!
Seussninja: we are like twins
Seussninja: except you have boobs
LadyGray215: it's kind of freaking me out
LadyGray215: hahahahahaha
Seussninja: The only noticable difference, i'm sure D=
LadyGray215: oh yes, i'm sure as well
Seussninja: im sure like im sure the Netherlands is located somewhere in the Midwestern United States
LadyGray215: holy crap, i'm actually laughing out loud
LadyGray215: this is ridiculous
LadyGray215: i'm glad i no longer have a roommate
LadyGray215: she would be furious right about now
Seussninja: make sure to laugh into a wall, or maybe in the hallway
LadyGray215: and would probably roll over and give me her evil monster glare
LadyGray215: hahahahahaha
Seussninja: and then at that point you could pirrouet (sp) over there and tap her on the head with your index finger and go *DING*
Seussninja: then walk back
LadyGray215: hahaha
LadyGray215: she might bite off my finger though
LadyGray215: she was evil
LadyGray215: i'm glad she's gone
LadyGray215: and now she's trying to turn my friends against me
Seussninja: damn, vicious
Seussninja: maybe you should've gotten her what she really needed; a chew toy
Seussninja: get rid of that pent up agression

[Testm0nkey]

P0keDAfish: why dont you come to the bar
silbannacus: im shitting like a bear so i have to be close to the toilet
P0keDAfish: wow