IPB

Welcome Guest ( Log In | Register )


> post from texags.com, shows how much they hate us
Seeker
post Sep 30 2006, 10:30 AM
Post #1





Group: Members
Posts: 5,275
Joined: 22-February 06
Member No.: 2



Found this post over on texags.com. They say we're not rivals but then they post obsessed rants about us like this one:

QUOTE
The time is nigh, Aggies. The tektards are rolling into town in a caravan of late 1950's model Airstream travel trailers as I type this. I first detected the stench of three day old cabbage and grilled rabit meat some time after 1300 hours today. I hate these idiots. I hate each and every one of them to a man. They are worthless. Few functions in life can adequately be carried out by one of these mongrels. Thankfully, as our good friend Judge Smails said in Caddyshack, "The world needs ditch diggers, too."

In recent years, we have become consumed with this matchup. It eats at our souls that these mouth breathing bottom feeders are even in the same ballpark as our Texas Aggies. They destroy us in Lubbock and come to our house and always take us to the wire. It is detestable and sickening. It is as apalling as it is unacceptable. For too long have tektard QB's thrown for 500 yards per game against our defense. For too long, have sand flea offenses ran the three man weave up and down the field scoring at will. For too long have these insignificant cretins marred the landscape of the glorious spectacle that is college football in America. For too long has this abortion of an institute of higher learning embarassed the greatest state in the union. For too long has this circus been left unchecked to run amok. They are an unmitigated disaster. Unfortunately for tektard, its sideshow football program is about to get railroaded like Jenna Jameson when she's on the clock.

Tomorrow, our boys are going to battle with these mongoloids on the hallowed grounds of Kyle Field. Every seat is sold. Every chair on the track will have a screaming rabid fan in it. 87,000 people will be there to witness the glorious spectacle. The tards bring an offense capable of putting up tons of yards and tons of points, with receivers that any team would love to have. They've got the most prolific passer in Texas high school football history taking the snaps and a front seven on defense that's going to be ready to prove that they're a formidable front against the run. They've got Lumpy carrying the clilpboard, who is by all accounts, a brilliant offensive mind. They're in our heads, and they know it.

I don't give a damn about them.

Tomorrow, my friends, is about us. It is about making a statement. Tomorrow, my friends, is about a reckoning.

Martellus Bennett. Stephen McGee. Mike Goodson. Jorvorskie Lane. Cody Wallace. Yemi Babalola. Chris Yoder. Kirk Elder. Corey Clark. Justin Warren. Devin Gregg. Arkeith Brown. Misi Tupe. Red Bryant. Jason Jack. Chris Harrington. Alton Dixon. Mike Bennett.

These are just some of the men we're taking into battle tomorrow. These young men take with them onto the field tomorrow the burning hate of 1,000 suns. They are ready. They are prepared. The time for excuses is over. They have worked for this game each week of the season, and dating back to spring ball. This game is our focus. It will be our renaissance. Our boys will do their job. The question, Ags, is this: Will you do yours?

We as fans are known as a kind, respectful, hospitable bunch. I am sick of that garbage. It's time that we start showing tek the hate. These people are worse than the sips. They are the scum of the earth and it's time to let them know it. Every time you see a group of these idiots, I charge you to immediately kick in the teeth of the men and promptly bed their women. When you're done, get up and go find some more. If you are walking around our fair city without having to carry a towel to periodically clean up the foam that is surely coming out of your mouth by now, you are not doing your job. Give them hell from the second you see them til they're running like geldings screaming for mercy. When it's game time, you have an entirely different task.

When that ball gets teed up, it's time for you to step it up and do what thousands of Ags have done before you. It's time for you to stand and yell. Do whatever you can to make as much noise as is humanly possible. I don't care how you do it or how stupid you look. When you're there, it's the only thing you're good for, and you need to perform. Bang on your chairs. Bring lemon juice to maintain vocal chord integrity. Scream at the absolute top of your lungs and don't let up until the scoreboard says 00:00. We are going to take these @#%$ to the woodshed. We're going to take the opening kick off and we're going to cram it down their throats. We're going to throw all over their rag tag secondary. We're going to give the ball to the Lufkin Locomotive and he's going to take it to the house. And when we do, then it's time to go to work. We are going to skull f*ck Graham Harrell. First it's going to be Bryant. Then it's going to be Jack. Then it's going to be Mel. Then it's going to be Justin. Then it's going to be Misi. WE ARE GOING TO KNOCK THEIR D^&$S IN THE DIRT AND PICK THEM UP TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN. I FREAKING HATE THESE IDIOTS WITH EVERY OUNCE OF MY EXISTENCE. WE ARE GOING TO DOMINATE. WE ARE GOING TO HIT THEM IN THE MOUTH UNTIL THEY'RE BLEEDING FROM THEIR EARS!! WE ARE GOING TO PUT AN END TO THE REIGN OF THE TARDS ONCE AND FOR ALL AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO YOUR DAMN PART! DON'T LET UP AND DON'T LEAVE ANY OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE 'EM PAY!!!!!!!!! TELL EVERY TARD YOU SEE TONIGHT THAT THEY BETTER GET LAID ONE LAST TIME TONIGHT BY THE GONORRHEA CARRYING SKANKS THEY'VE GOT IN TOW, BECAUSE TOMORROW IS DOOMSDAY!

THE BELL TOLLS FOR THEE, TEKTARD. THE BELL TOLLS FOR THEE!
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
 
Start new topic
Replies
Seeker
post Sep 30 2006, 06:40 PM
Post #2





Group: Members
Posts: 5,275
Joined: 22-February 06
Member No.: 2



9 of 12 now i believe

if you go to texags you have all the young ags saying we're rivals and all the old ags calling them dumbshit disgraces and that tech isn't their rival, doesn't matter though as long as we keep beating them i'm happy

also, several ags are posting "i'm giving up on a&m football and never going to another game" messages and jumping ship... then the old ags call them a disgrace to a&m, haha
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post

Posts in this topic
- Overlord   post from texags.com   Sep 30 2006, 10:30 AM
- - Testm0nkey   yeah its like constantly posting gay aggs are gay   Sep 30 2006, 10:44 AM
- - Seussninja   man those queer gayggies are so gaymosexueer   Sep 30 2006, 10:51 AM
- - Spectatrix   Ah, school rivalries. I can't bring myself to...   Sep 30 2006, 10:54 AM
- - Testm0nkey   QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Sep 30 2006, 10:44 AM)yea...   Sep 30 2006, 10:58 AM
- - lamont's lament   i love how they still won't admit that there...   Sep 30 2006, 11:02 AM
- - schwab   i love faggies.....they think they are the shit a...   Sep 30 2006, 12:09 PM
- - DaveFireDancer19   that character has serious issues haha "im ...   Sep 30 2006, 01:58 PM
- - Spectatrix   Does Tech have some rivalry with UNM that I wasn...   Sep 30 2006, 05:56 PM
- - Spectatrix   That's because Baylor sucks.   Sep 30 2006, 06:11 PM
- - lamont's lament   QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Sep 30 2006, 06:56 PM)Doe...   Sep 30 2006, 06:21 PM
- - impala454   there is pretty much a rivalry between UT, A&M...   Sep 30 2006, 06:32 PM
- - Overlord   9 of 12 now i believe if you go to texags you hav...   Sep 30 2006, 06:40 PM
- - Dogmeat   welp, we kicked their asses again. fuck the faggo...   Sep 30 2006, 08:03 PM
- - ratm   i like cheese i read some more ann rice they ju...   Sep 30 2006, 08:11 PM
- - Divergent Reality   QUOTE (ratm @ Sep 30 2006, 09:11 PM)i like ch...   Sep 30 2006, 08:28 PM
- - Seussninja   QUOTE (Seussninja @ Sep 30 2006, 10:51 AM)man...   Oct 1 2006, 12:55 AM
- - zetec   wierd, reading that entire thing, when you strip o...   Oct 1 2006, 02:36 AM
- - pysex   QUOTE (ratm @ Sep 30 2006, 08:11 PM)i like ch...   Oct 1 2006, 10:44 AM
- - lamont's lament   QUOTE (pysex @ Oct 1 2006, 11:44 AM)the chron...   Oct 1 2006, 12:06 PM
- - Erik B.   QUOTE (Chango @ Sep 30 2006, 09:20 PM)i think...   Oct 1 2006, 12:42 PM
- - rabble   Its the Texas love triange Tech v A&M v Texas   Oct 1 2006, 01:19 PM
- - Spectatrix   Indeed.   Oct 1 2006, 01:46 PM
- - cupcake   well at least he is not petty! I actually wen...   Oct 2 2006, 09:25 AM
- - Spectatrix   Yeah, I know some aggies too and they're aweso...   Oct 2 2006, 09:35 AM
- - pebkac   QUOTE (Chango @ Oct 2 2006, 08:28 PM)Nobody a...   Oct 2 2006, 07:41 PM
- - schwab   QUOTE (pebkac @ Oct 2 2006, 07:41 PM)So it...   Oct 2 2006, 07:48 PM
- - chook   QUOTE (schwab @ Oct 2 2006, 07:48 PM)yes, bas...   Oct 3 2006, 12:18 AM
- - Ziziphus   What a douchebag. Why are those idiots so serious ...   Oct 3 2006, 12:20 PM
- - Overlord   QUOTE (Ziziphus @ Oct 3 2006, 12:20 PM)What a...   Oct 3 2006, 12:37 PM
- - Aaron   Since 1995, Texas A&M has won exactly five gam...   Oct 3 2006, 10:37 PM
- - Divergent Reality   QUOTE (Aaron @ Oct 3 2006, 11:37 PM)Since 199...   Oct 3 2006, 10:45 PM
- - lamont's lament   QUOTE (Aaron @ Oct 3 2006, 11:37 PM)Since 199...   Oct 3 2006, 11:37 PM
- - Divergent Reality   QUOTE (Chango @ Oct 4 2006, 12:36 AM)we were ...   Oct 3 2006, 11:41 PM
- - Spectatrix   QUOTE (Chango @ Oct 4 2006, 12:09 AM)Is that ...   Oct 4 2006, 12:16 AM


Reply to this topicStart new topic
1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:

 



Lo-Fi Version Time is now: 7th August 2026 - 05:55 AM
Skin made by: skeedio.com