Techsans PArty, this weekend Options

[Testm0nkey]

hey this would be a good time/event to invite your new friends or someone you want to be friends with or some lonely looking freshman to do something!

[FORSAKENR320]

techsans party recap::


random acts of distruction include::
we shot blow darts at a baby, destroyed a piece of furniture, set a huge fire in the back yard, kevin took it like a trooper and was penetrated in the ass 4 times. then we beat each other with foam covered sticks. except cathryn didn't see the point of having the foam, apparently, and started beating people wiuth just the pole.. bitch that hurt

alex made out with john crocker, tried to kiss the dumpster (known as cathryn) he broke the laundry room door, and he smashed a chair. the rest of the knight for alex involved him puking on the grass for 2 hours and passing out on the stairs.

dogmeat shoved a baby in his pants and was pretending it was sucking him off, and after many shots of various alcohol, passed out in the fetal position on cats hardwood floor.

john crocker got drunk and extremely gay. after making out with alex, he resorted to biting nipples and kissing random guys at the party. he ended his part of the party passed out and curled up in my lap on the couch



what did i miss?