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[FORSAKENR320]

FORSAKEN R320: bleh
P0keDAfish: blah
FORSAKEN R320: i should get a concubine
FORSAKEN R320: that knows kung fu, and secret assassin techniques
P0keDAfish: ooo cool
FORSAKEN R320: so she can follow me around, always 1 step to the right, and 1 step behind me
FORSAKEN R320: and she has to wear skimpy asian style clothing
FORSAKEN R320: so everyone thinks i'm some evil boss guy that only a secret agent can defeat
FORSAKEN R320: that, and having a female that knows that she's there for purely unemotional detached sexual interest, who has to endure the unbridled fury of my cock-fu would be fun
P0keDAfish: ha
FORSAKEN R320: they call that a "power-fuck" can you say "power-fuck" kids?
FORSAKEN R320: whoa
FORSAKEN R320: odd
P0keDAfish: huh
FORSAKEN R320: just got a call from old female friend of mine
P0keDAfish: hot
FORSAKEN R320: when i worked at speeds, her and her girlfriend used to hang out with me
P0keDAfish: we run a train on the bitch?
P0keDAfish: even hotter
FORSAKEN R320: i fucked both of them
FORSAKEN R320: individually,
FORSAKEN R320: we never threesomed, becuase usually one or the other was working, so i'd always catch one or the other alone
P0keDAfish: ha that sounds very predatory
FORSAKEN R320: it was
FORSAKEN R320: i was single
FORSAKEN R320: in better shape, and out on the prowel
FORSAKEN R320: ...
FORSAKEN R320: prowl
P0keDAfish: there ya go
P0keDAfish: would they let me a perfect stranger, dress up in a nazi uniform and sit in a chair and command them to perform various sex acts on each other while i manically laugh and rub my hands
FORSAKEN R320: actually, (and i'm being honest) they would
FORSAKEN R320: they are both bi
P0keDAfish: sweeeeet
FORSAKEN R320: and you've got a sexy look they prefer
P0keDAfish: i better go find an SS uniform
FORSAKEN R320: they might want you to jump in eventually
P0keDAfish: fuck that
FORSAKEN R320: and then i would be the one cramming into the nazi uniform
P0keDAfish: i just want to tell them what to do
FORSAKEN R320: and laughing
FORSAKEN R320: i don't trust you
P0keDAfish: trust me what
FORSAKEN R320: i'd end up with a fist in my ass
P0keDAfish: i dont want you involved
FORSAKEN R320: hahaha
P0keDAfish: i just want those two girls to be my whores for an evening
FORSAKEN R320: what makes you think i wanna share?
FORSAKEN R320: in this game you gotta put out or put up
P0keDAfish: greedy bitch
P0keDAfish: how come i never meet deviant people like that
FORSAKEN R320: maybe you're not a pervert enough
P0keDAfish: i just dont show it
FORSAKEN R320: true
P0keDAfish: because then i may go to prison
FORSAKEN R320: haha
FORSAKEN R320: i grew up with the kinky whores in plainview, then worked with the kinky whores here in lubbock for a year and a half
FORSAKEN R320: too bad i'm not as connected as i used to be
FORSAKEN R320: for some reason i remember complaining i wanted outta that life style... now i'm like WHY THE FUCK DID I STOP?!!!!!
P0keDAfish: heh
FORSAKEN R320: hmm... thats actually more my personality
FORSAKEN R320: i want a big evil all leather chair, thats taller than me when standing, and 2 naked-except-for-jewelry bi-sexual sex slaves crawling and playing at my feet, while i have my chin rested in my palm, like i have a problem that needs solving, and i stare with disinterest into nothing
P0keDAfish: man thats what i want too
P0keDAfish: we need to find a chair like that nad put it in the living room, paint the room black build an evil fireplace and have nothign else in there
FORSAKEN R320: ha. what's sad is, i could prolly do that
P0keDAfish: i want them to refer to me only as mister, please, or satan
P0keDAfish: i mean master
FORSAKEN R320: i liked "my lord" "my liege" or my favorite "overlord"
P0keDAfish: i like mine better.
P0keDAfish: dungeon master brandon
P0keDAfish: haha
FORSAKEN R320: bitch, my realm would totally squash your realm
P0keDAfish: fuck that shit negro. mines way cooler
FORSAKEN R320: oh yea? how do you plan to obtain your power? fuck your way to the top? i got the power, the training and the ruthless mentality. my barbarian kingdom would be unstoppable with my massive hair-backed legions of super men. why climb the way to the top when i can float there on a sea of blood laid at my feet?
P0keDAfish: that last line is the only good thing you typed out in that entire paragraph
FORSAKEN R320: hmm...
P0keDAfish: FORSAKEN R320 (11:04:41 PM): hmm... ratm1560d (11:04:56 PM): hmmm
FORSAKEN R320: would be interesting. a life time bitter rival, blood shed on both sides of the house.... the bathroom bordering our rooms constantly underseige and being taken over......
P0keDAfish: ha
FORSAKEN R320: the only way to unite our kingdoms into a unified force is an arranged marriage between our first born children
P0keDAfish: haha
FORSAKEN R320: peace and prosperity would commence, until one or the other assassinated their arranged spouse in the lust for power, throwing the realm into chaos
FORSAKEN R320: and 17th street would forever remember the day when they witnessed the downfall of a great empire
P0keDAfish: that is true
FORSAKEN R320: hmm
FORSAKEN R320: right after than happens... to distract my people from our economical problems, i would immediately declare war on the realm of spivey

[FORSAKENR320]

AND IN RESPONSE TO SUCH PLANS!!!


(23:33:49) FORSAKEN R320: you read the aim conversation i just posted?
(23:34:14) JiuJitsuKnight: on Techsans?
(23:34:30) FORSAKEN R320: yup
(23:36:01) JiuJitsuKnight: haha, halfway through!
(23:40:46) JiuJitsuKnight: and my small Keep would sit on the sidelines...biding my time away as I watch the two neighboring lords battle for control of 17th street, whilst in all reality they just fall victim to fatigue and bloodlust. When the time is right, I will strike.

Stop stranger, stop as you pass by.
For as you are now, so once was I.
As I am now, soon you will be.
So pray prepare to follow me.

I am the Lord of Madness, Psykopath.

i would run a smear campaign against your barony, zach, then when your peasants are at the climax of running the rumor mill against you, i would roll over your small providence, and absorb your assets and land to provide a buffer zone to my northern border