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![]() goldmember Group: Members Posts: 192 Joined: 27-February 06 From: dallas Member No.: 94 ![]() |
How many quotes of texas tech do yall know of that occur in the simpsons?
i know of only one: QUOTE "I don't know how you did it Homer, but you certainly solved that budget crisis." [trash bulges the ground] "what the hell is that?" [trash comes up] "What's this? Melon rinds, pantyhose, a term paper from Texas Tech, Simpson do you know anything about......" SOURCE: http://www.snpp.com/guides/quimby.html discuss. -------------------- ![]() |
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![]() Group: Admin Posts: 3,402 Joined: 23-February 06 From: PDX/TXL Member No.: 35 ![]() |
When Homer is sitting on the couch a commercial for the Naval Reserve comes on...
"Daybreak: Tucawka. The proud men and women of the Navy are fighting for freedom. But you're in Lubbock, Texas, hosing stains off a monument. You're in the Naval Reserve. America's seventeenth line of defense, between the Mississippi National Guard, and the League of Women Voters. After basic training, you'll only have to work one weekend a month. And most of that time, you're drunk off your ass." -------------------- "There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: that of the fashionable non-conformist." |
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