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johnthedrunk
post Aug 1 2006, 11:50 PM
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How many quotes of texas tech do yall know of that occur in the simpsons?

i know of only one:

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"I don't know how you did it Homer, but you certainly solved that budget crisis." [trash bulges the ground] "what the hell is that?" [trash comes up] "What's this? Melon rinds, pantyhose, a term paper from Texas Tech, Simpson do you know anything about......"


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Hartmann
post Aug 2 2006, 02:43 PM
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When Homer is sitting on the couch a commercial for the Naval Reserve comes on...

"Daybreak: Tucawka. The proud men and women of the Navy are fighting for freedom. But you're in Lubbock, Texas, hosing stains off a monument. You're in the Naval Reserve. America's seventeenth line of defense, between the Mississippi National Guard, and the League of Women Voters. After basic training, you'll only have to work one weekend a month. And most of that time, you're drunk off your ass."


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