Lets start our own gang or cult Options

[Dogmeat]

We should start our own gang or cult.

We could either have a secret handshake or rituals.

It would be fun, and we could freak people in Lubbock out.

They'd be like...

"EEEEEEEEEK! The internet cult! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT ICK ICK ICK!!!!"

or something.....

[FORSAKENR320]

But Pirates and Ninjas are better than Vikings.

explain your proof!


vikings vs. ninjas
1. ninjas are steathy and small girlie men. sure, they may try to flip out and leap on them, maybe even try to put a well placed ninja weapon in them, but a viking is so hardcore tough that he takes worse wounds than that while raping, and STILL manages to keep his erection. the viking laughs and grabs the ninja off his back, and uses him as a club against enemies/friends/loved ones and/or household pets

2. catching a viking by surprise would do nothing for you. they are proficient in using ANYTHING as a weapon. a ninja band jumps through the roof, and they find that they are eating the dinner table.

3. kung fu skills against vikings are useless. vikings grow up beating the living shit out of enemies/friends/loved ones and/or household pets, and being abused by those stronger that the only thing that a well placed kick to the face is gonna crack is a smile on the vikings face.

4. vikings are not above raping ninjas


vikings vs. pirates

1. pirates are loud, swashbuckling, drunken idiots. all traits that the viking admires, but the pirate has a pirate code, and his actions are limited to holding some sort of honor. the viking sneers at this, and is not limited because if it.

2. even pirates cannot beat the shear strength and size of the viking, they may swing in on a rope to try a flashy chop to the head, but the viking would take his club and pummel him like a tether ball.

3. a viking can out drink-plunder-pillage a pirate anyday

4. vikings are not above raping pirates