 christian gets his ass mauled by a lioness, dumbass jumps in a lion cage |
| christian gets his ass mauled by a lioness, dumbass jumps in a lion cage |
 Jun 5 2006, 01:59 PM
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http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle....KRAINE-LION.xml
QUOTE KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said. "A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery." The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks |
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Jun 5 2006, 11:13 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (moebary @ Jun 5 2006, 03:38 PM) no, it just means that if he does exist, he has a sense of humor 2 things come to mind:: 1. "do not tempt the Lord thy God" 2. "never" is the word God listens for the most when he wants a good laugh. dunno why the last one came to mind, it just did. prolly from the book i'm reading --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Overlord christian gets his ass mauled by a lioness Jun 5 2006, 01:59 PM
Spectatrix So... does that mean God doesn't exist? lol Jun 5 2006, 02:17 PM moebary QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Jun 5 2006, 02:17 PM)So..... Jun 5 2006, 03:38 PM Renegadepeon Lions: 1
Idiots: -1 Jun 5 2006, 04:34 PM griseyeux HAHAHAHAHAA!
just goes to show you......i... Jun 5 2006, 11:28 PM woody stay in school kids Jun 5 2006, 11:41 PM Tygriss maybe his god doesn't like stupid people. Jun 5 2006, 11:49 PM
Xentither QUOTE (Tygriss @ Jun 5 2006, 11:49 PM)maybe h... Jun 6 2006, 04:00 AM |
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