 Microsoft ripped me off!!! |
| Microsoft ripped me off!!! |
 May 26 2006, 11:37 AM
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Remember the thread that Zetec posted about the free USB drive from Micro$oft? Well, it turns out that Lance was right and it was a ploy by the Illuminati to get my information from me voluntarily so that they could turn it over to president Bush and he could tap my phone lines to find out why I'm trying to get something for free. They tricked me into giving my "shipping" address so that they could go to my house and put a hole in my gas tank so that I use up more gas and make more money for Dick Cheney and Dubya. WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN TO LANCE?!?! Here is the email I got today.
QUOTE Microsoft <mindcontrol@email.microsoft.illuminati.com> to me
More options 12:11 pm (23 minutes ago) Thank you for your interest in the Mystery Solved Windows® licensing promotion. We've received your request for more information to help clarify Microsoft® Windows Desktop Licensing pre-loaded on the USB drive. Unfortunately, this Mystery Solved promotion was available in the U.S. only and while supplies last. Supply is depleted at this time, so we encourage you to please utilize the online alternative today. Simply download* the Windows Desktop Licensing reference files directly at: www.microsoft.com/mysterysolved/corp To help simplify Windows Desktop Licensing, keep these points in mind: There are two legal ways to acquire a full Windows Desktop license: through your hardware vendor (OEM/System Builder) or Full Packaged Product. Volume licensing covers Windows Desktop operating system upgrades only. OEM operating system licenses live and die with each PC–they are not transferable. Again, thank you for your interest in Mystery Solved and for helping us spread the word about proper Windows licensing. Sincerely, Microsoft Corporation *Internet connect time charges may apply. Offer available through June 30, 2006. © 2006 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. Microsoft and Windows are either registered trademarks or trademarks of Microsoft Corporation in the United States and/or other countries. If you duplicate our logos we will travel back in time to make sure you were never born. Don't fuck with us. -------------------- LANCE IS PRO-CENSORSHIP! HE IS CENSORING MY LOVE FOR THE LORD!
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Jun 1 2006, 02:00 PM
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  Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
cosplaying could be fun. but i lack the resemblance to anime characters that i can remember to pull them off correctly.
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JRockTTU Microsoft ripped me off!!! May 26 2006, 11:37 AM
Spectatrix I got that today as well. May 26 2006, 11:38 AM Overlord I warned you: http://www.techsans.net/forums/index... May 26 2006, 11:41 AM zetec i got that email today too.
OH NOES THEY RIPPED M... May 26 2006, 01:21 PM chook Bet microsoft is into data mining! May 26 2006, 01:40 PM James LOL. Seriously?
WTB Humor for Lance. PST.
Ah w... May 27 2006, 02:30 AM Spectatrix I guess Lance was PMSing yesterday? OH NOEZ I GET... May 27 2006, 10:31 AM Overlord No, JRock has repeatedly taken low blows at me in ... May 27 2006, 10:49 AM kcroxyoursox QUOTE If you duplicate our logos we will travel ba... May 27 2006, 02:53 PM Spectatrix QUOTE (Lancifer @ May 27 2006, 10:49 AM)No, J... May 28 2006, 12:46 AM FORSAKENR320 prolly a good thing you are in a different town to... May 28 2006, 03:24 AM Overlord thats alright, i don't think they'll be th... May 28 2006, 07:02 AM Psykopath QUOTE (Lancifer @ May 28 2006, 08:02 AM)thats... May 28 2006, 10:29 AM zetec QUOTE (Lancifer @ May 28 2006, 07:02 AM)thats... May 29 2006, 06:44 PM woody got it too May 29 2006, 11:53 PM Overlord it must be a fake spam phising email May 30 2006, 12:02 AM Jim http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3187494391... May 30 2006, 12:03 AM Divergent Reality o-chi ma ru.
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ha... May 31 2006, 08:32 AM Jim Come to A-kon. I can see about getting you into m... May 31 2006, 06:57 PM Junsui QUOTE (Lancifer @ May 27 2006, 10:49 AM)No, J... May 31 2006, 08:38 PM Testm0nkey man i wish i had chinamen hair so i could go with ... May 31 2006, 09:26 PM Jim QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ May 31 2006, 08:26 PM)man... May 31 2006, 10:47 PM chook QUOTE (Jim @ May 31 2006, 08:25 AM)My hair wi... May 31 2006, 11:45 PM Jim 18'ish people in an exec suite. May 31 2006, 11:57 PM chook QUOTE (Jim @ May 31 2006, 11:57 PM)18'ish... Jun 1 2006, 12:22 AM Jim Yah, it's pushing it. We've added people ... Jun 1 2006, 12:23 AM chook I wanted to stay at a friends' but they want t... Jun 1 2006, 12:32 AM ratm QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Jun 1 2006, 02:00 ... Jun 1 2006, 04:44 PM Testm0nkey nicks done that before and gotten away with more Jun 1 2006, 04:56 PM
Divergent Reality its my special power. Jun 1 2006, 06:44 PM |
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