May 17 2006, 09:08 PM
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![]() DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
Ebeneezer, in the hospital at the ripe old age of 84 reflected on his own life, as he knew the end was near.
His family by his side, he noticed his children and his grand children, and he thought about how he would soon be a great grandfather were he to live a little bit longer. Ebeneezer, in the hospital bed, told his grand children who were all in their early teens, to go boldly forward....he recalled being excited about things at this point in his life, his sense of adventure and rebelling against their parents, etc.... He recalled the headache his own children had caused him....he remembered his lying and cheating slut of a wife who left him for a rich dyke woman in the 60's. He tried however, to put all this aside, and offer hope to his family .... wishing he had never known hate in his life. It took him until his dying day to realize how much being frustrated can take away from life. He recalled the times he beat his daughter and told her not to be a slut like her mother turned out to be, he recalled telling his oldest sun to fuck as many sluts as possible. The grand children had once found the pornos he used to fantasize about his wife being in. He declined to tell their parents, his children, about this... But as he lay dying, all was well. Alas in the last hours of his life he did not have time for any of the evils that wrought him. He offered hope to all those who surrounded him....lest they make his mistakes in life. .... ...... ........... Will you be humble when you die? -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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May 18 2006, 01:16 AM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
im not going to read all that
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Dogmeat Will you be humble when you die? May 17 2006, 09:08 PM
ratm I plan to peform Seppuku on myself, so after that ... May 17 2006, 09:11 PM
FORSAKENR320 that is the coolest old man ever
until he pusse... May 17 2006, 09:12 PM
woody this doesn't apply to me as i'm never goin... May 17 2006, 11:31 PM
fingercuffs What's with all of the slut talk? May 17 2006, 11:37 PM
Dogmeat sluts are more interesting than non-sluts.... May 18 2006, 12:53 AM
Dogmeat QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ May 18 2006, 02:16 AM)im ... May 18 2006, 08:56 AM
Spectatrix QUOTE (Dogmeat @ May 18 2006, 08:56 AM)it mak... May 18 2006, 11:41 AM
zetec i don't get it
edit: what is this "death... May 18 2006, 09:33 PM
Spectatrix Fuck no, I won't be humble when I die. May 18 2006, 09:46 PM
Dogmeat i'm going to tell everyone I molested future n... May 18 2006, 10:11 PM
zetec i'm gonna have a rape party right before i die... May 18 2006, 11:55 PM
chook QUOTE (Dogmeat @ May 18 2006, 08:56 AM)it... May 19 2006, 12:06 AM![]() ![]() |
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