Let us write an essay or many, essays Options

[Rocky]

I feel like writing. My next post will probably be too long and nobody will read it.


I encourage all to do the same.


What is on your mind ? No subject is unwelcome.


I'd appreciate if all cutesey worthless posts were put elsewhere.

[HMWH]

I feel like writing. My next post will probably be too long and nobody will read it.


I encourage all to do the same.


What is on your mind ? No subject is unwelcome.


I'd appreciate if all cutesey worthless posts were put elsewhere.

LIQUOR WARNING!!!

Of course this does not apply to you and me, but you may want to pass this
on to other people to warn them.

Liquor manufacturers accepted the Government's suggestion that the
following warning labels be placed on all varieties of alcohol containers:

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite *** ****out spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your
ass kicked.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel
gode.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are talking to a penguin.