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Dogmeat
post Apr 15 2006, 01:27 PM
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ok seriously like what are these?

they're like, retarded.

they ryme and are all this dancy fancy shmancy word game crap.

it's like if peter pan could spell or something this is what he'd make.

fuck poems.


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Testm0nkey
post Apr 16 2006, 04:37 AM
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CHEE CHEE


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