A letter to President Bush Options

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Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family,
and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across
the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few
arrangements.
I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports,
immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the
same way we do here.
So, would you mind telling President Vicente Fox, that
I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting
the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might
need, whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the
flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and
lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy
access to government services.

9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any
effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the
memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all
police officers speak English.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals
on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not
want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes,
and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.

13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice
and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might
place on the economy.

I know this is an easy request because we already do all these
things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am
sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him
nicely.

[TetraGrammaton C...]

how can lance be so conservative and so gay at the same time?


if we want to deal with the problems of illegal immigration, we have to make business people more accountable for proving the citzenship of their employees. with stricter employment policies and an agency which checks them (much cheaper than a fence and much more useful). if we elliminate their ability to get jobs without proper identification, then we elliminate their motives for coming.

honestly, i hope that mexicans slowly take over our country and destroy our way of life just so the few indians who are still alive can get a good fucking laugh.


"this is my united states . . ." bullshit

for those of you less enthused with foreigners in general, i might remind you that all the children born in the united states are citizens. so, only deporting illegals will not solve your problems, perhaps genocide?

"i can't understand you paco, this is not 'yack in the box,' estupid. and no i will not pay extra for tomatoes that your people probably picked making less money in a day than i am about to spend on a combo meal, just because our government's nuclear testing fucked up the weather patterns and caused a severe shortage. i want to talk to your manager because you obviously cannot understand english and shit. you come to my fucking country at least learn my fucking language, i know there is no program to teach you english funded by the federal, state or local goverment, but why would i support that program? i already speak english. it's not my fault that mexico does not require you to get an education, or that they do not offer many affordable classes in english. just because i was raised comfortably by rich parents doesn't mean that i am not cultured, i know how to say beer in four different languages. so what this job consumes a majority of your life and gives you money, if you cannot make me a quick fucking burger then you don't deserve it, because my snack is more important than your existence. i could be cruising in my hummer right now wasting gas and complaining about the gas prices enough to keep this war going against that race of terrorists. i want cheap gas and fast food, i want everything to be easy for me, it is so fucking hard in my life for me to wait around on idiots like you, who think you really have a hard time. just die or make yourself useful. why don't you get me a taco instead, surely you understand that word. it is probably the only worthwhile thing your people has ever contributed to our culture. i don't care if it stains my expensive clothes that were poorly pieced together by kids in sweatshops who should be thankful that they have fucking jobs, because i will just throw it away anyway instead of washing it. later holmes, i have been through too much shit trying to figure out what angle to wear my baseball cap at to deal with this shit today."



in spanish
"do you think that vato knew this was a carwash"
"no, but maybe he was just practicing"





oh no my balllzzzz
weee oooo weeee
i hate foreigners
american is a race
fire in the taco bell
i am a hypnotist
3 . . 2 . . 1. . and sleep