A letter to President Bush Options

[JRockTTU]

Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family,
and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across
the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few
arrangements.
I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports,
immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the
same way we do here.
So, would you mind telling President Vicente Fox, that
I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting
the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might
need, whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the
flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and
lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy
access to government services.

9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any
effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the
memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all
police officers speak English.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals
on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not
want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes,
and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.

13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice
and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might
place on the economy.

I know this is an easy request because we already do all these
things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am
sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him
nicely.

[Junsui]

my sisters bf is an illegal and he gets paid less than 3 dollars/hr working at jasons deli for literally half the day. then he goes immediately to his other job at a mexican restaurant and gets paid 3 something as a waiter + a tip pool percentage. they just moved him up from busboy to waiter eventhough he doesnt speak very much english (its a mexican restaurant though) because hes a really hard worker and its not like they are going to get any white high school kids wanting to work there.
my sister also does a lot of work that is mostly done by illegals. except its obvious she gets better treatment becauses shes white.
jose louis - her bf, grew up in the shittiest part of mexico. his family could barely feed their kids and they sold eggs from their chickens as their sole income. he sends almost all the money he earns to his family there while still being able to dress and appear nicer than my sister.

i dont have a problem with illegals. illegals and the blackmarket make up a huge percentage of the economy in america


also jose louis routinely looses his jobs after a few months because the businesses i guess get the burn from the man about hiring illegals. then after a few months they just hire them back not giving a shit about the struggle inbetween

He should go work where I worked in Dallas. I worked alongside this mexican lady who didn't know that much English. When people said something to her (she took peoples' food orders like me) she would look at me so I could tell her what they wanted. It was good times.