Dream, For your entertainment Options

[James]

Maybe I should've put this in Entertainment instead? I don't remember my dreams much, maybe only one or two a year, so I find it odd when I do. Last night's dream was really weird.

I was with some family, I think, and we were waiting on my dad in some little diner. I decided to go ahead and order something cheap, so I got an egg, sausage, and cheese bagel. No, I've never had one of these in my life, but it was good in my dream. Then, I went to pay for it and they tried charging me $19 and I was like, "Huh?? It said $2.35 in the menu." Then they pulled out a menu and they showed me where it said you had to get the buffet with it as well. At this point, I was pretty upset as something didn't seem right, but I paid it anyway. A few secs later, I noticed a different looking menu on the table to my left, I went and got it and saw what I ordered. I was very angry at this point. They cheated me. I let them and everyone else in the diner hear about it. I remember these two old ladies saying "He's been up there forever. They're trying to cheat him." talking about me as I was standing at the cash register. Then I remember yelling at some other worker there across the diner after she told me to "Shhh." Think I said, "I won't be quiet until this is fixed." Then I stepped outside for a minute. It was really hot, but it was pouring down rain. Hard rain. And it was really dark outside, but I remember it being really hot. I quickly went back inside as it was kind of uncomfortable outside. I remember she was holding on to a baby when I went back inside and she asked me to sit down and wait. Haha. That just upset me more. I made the baby cry. I felt bad about that though I told the lady to just void my credit card receipt and I'll give her $4 and we'll call it square. Then I woke up.

That was a really weird dream that I have no explanation for The few others I've had in the past had some kind of reality to them, but this seemed too surreal. I wouldn't blow up at someone like that as it's not in my nature. I just keep it all inside so as to avoid confrontation. No restaurant would cheat their customers like that, certainly not some small town diner.

[Seussninja]

i had a crazy dream the other night...... my friends and i were at a bar and i forget which one who caused the drama, it's a toss up between cathryn and ira, can't remember. but anyway, one of them causes these popped collar frat fuckers to come over and start talking shit, and begin pushing them both around. i remember going apeshit because they were bullying my friends, and we ended ended up with this big ass bar fight. me and the 7-8 of us that are there begin winning against the frat-heads, and the leader guy backs up, takes his cell phone and begins negotiating a price with some people on the phone to whoop our ass. i slap the phone out of his hand and call him a pussy, and suddenly ninjas show up. the guy pays them a big wad of cash he just pulls out from his shirt, and they begin kung-fu-ing us. but for some reason, we suddenly have this pack of awesome big ass dogs come help us, and together we end up driving off the ninjas and frat guys. the ninjas swear they will kill us all in our sleep as they leave, and we all sit down and have a few more drinks, and greg was asked to DJ at the strip club we were at and cathryn was paid $100 to give some fat guy a table dance. we all go home, and that night, ira, cathryn, john, and alex are killed by ninjas. but i don't know about it, because i am still asleep. then i feel someone enter the room and touch me, and i ball up my fist and am about to punch the ninja when i wake up from fear.

and i find that my girlfriend was climbing into bed with me, and that i had scared her because i had balled up my fist and was about to punch her in the head.

(this actually happened 2 nights ago)


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