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You: follow the white rabbit
Stranger: been there done that
You: the rabbit?
Stranger: no
Stranger: acid
You: got the t-shirt?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i got shrooms though
You: i think they have a cure for that
Stranger: do you want to see my guard dog?>
You: excellent
Stranger: he is the essence of fear
Stranger: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3423/340234..._8f9549c7a8.jpg
Stranger: fear and fat
You: that is a fat dog
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: he litterally eats everything thats on the floor
Stranger: well anything that can fit into his mouth
You: thats an easy way to get rid of that "mistake" of a child
You: heh
Stranger: well so is the home abortion kit
Stranger: comes with some advils and a clothes hangar
You: the deluxe model also has a catapult
Stranger: oh snap
You: yea, thats usually the sound it makes
Stranger: i wish they mae one with a bowl and silverwear
Stranger: bon appatite
You: i should invent a bbq sauce for babies
Stranger: sweet baby rays works perfect
You: i'd call it "baby batter" but i think that term is already claimed, and is derogatory in nature
Stranger: fuck it
Stranger: just patent it
You: thats what you do before eating it
Stranger: thats why they call them baby back ribs
Stranger: oh snap
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