 i'm bored so i wrote a country song ... |
| i'm bored so i wrote a country song ... |
 Apr 4 2006, 10:31 AM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55  |
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell.....!!!!!
I'm a goin' down to Vegas, gonna get myself a WHORE! I'm a a goin' down to Vegas, though the price is always more! Yeah I'm goin' down to Vegas, gonna have myself some fun! Fuckin' till the cows come home, fuckin' all night long! So I'm drivin' down here in Vegas, and I'm lookin' for a WHORE! I'm down here cruisin' round in Vegas, and I see sluts galore! So I'm a walking down in Vegas, and with my big ol' Stetson hat! When low and behold what do I see? A whore in a see-thru pair of chaps! So I mosey on over that way, and I I'm a chattin' with this WHORE! So I mosey on over this way, and I'm through her bedroom door! So I mosey on in closer, and I make my fuck stick hard! I poke her in the pussy, and then I give her my business card! So I'm high rollin' down in Vegas, already fucked me one slutty whore! So I'm rollin' down here in Vegas, when somebody stole my car! So I ain't got no way a gettin home, I'm shit outta luck! Well that's all fine and good, cuz I'm such a fucking slut! I'll SUCK DICK FOR A RIDE HOME!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAW!!!!!!!!!! -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Apr 4 2006, 01:28 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (pysex @ Apr 4 2006, 01:21 PM) you need to make a numa numa video now i have 4 different versions of that song  NUMA NUMA DANCE! Ma-ia-hii Ma-ia-huu Ma-ia-hoo Ma-ia-haa Alo Salut sunt eu un haiduc Si te rog iubirea mea primeste fericirea. Alo alo sunt eu Picasso Ti-am dat beep si sunt voinic Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic. x5 Chorus x2 Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma nu ma iei Nu ma nu ma iei nu ma nu ma nu ma iei. Chipul tau si dragostea din tei Mi-amintesc de ochii tai. Te sun sa-ti spun ce simt acum Alo iubirea mea sunt eu fericirea. Alo alo sunt iarasi eu Picasso Ti-am dat beep si sunt voinic Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic. Chorus x2 Ma-ia-hii Ma-ia-huu Ma-ia-hoo Ma-ia-haa x4 Chorus x2 --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Dogmeat i'm bored so i wrote a country song ... Apr 4 2006, 10:31 AM
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wher... Apr 5 2006, 02:16 AM Rocky I now love Country MUSIC Apr 5 2006, 05:48 AM
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