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| !@#$%!, gad damn fuggin' son of a~!!!! |
 Aug 1 2009, 05:11 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50  |
so, i was dismantling my new keltec plr-16 for the first time, to get the hang of how it works.... reading the instructions carefully, etc, and it tells me to knock out the pin assembly on the gastube. i start to do this, and read the next sentance, which stats *caution! parts under pressure due to gas piston spring!* i look up at a noise, and i see that i have launched the assemply plug straight at my 42" LCD flatscreen tv, and cracked the fucker.....
the tv is less that 90 days old, still under warranty. i call VISIO today, and they say that their warranty does NOT cover screen damage of any sort, that it's more expensive to replace the screen than to buy a new tv.. i try to con walmart with it, as if it's a wedding gift i need to return, and everything goes well, manager approval, etc. until the little weasel electronics guy comes out, and checks it out, and notices that the screen is broke. they refuse to take it so.... i have a $862 piece of trash sitting in my living room right now... --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 1 2009, 07:23 PM
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That sucks. Along those same lines, I was reloading my pellet rifle and grabbed the god damned trigger and shot a hole through my arm. It was only a .177 cal, but that gun shoots at 1200 fps. Surprisingly it didn't really hurt
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Aug 1 2009, 09:37 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ Aug 1 2009, 08:23 PM) That sucks. Along those same lines, I was reloading my pellet rifle and grabbed the god damned trigger and shot a hole through my arm. It was only a .177 cal, but that gun shoots at 1200 fps. Surprisingly it didn't really hurt So that's what that facebook pic is... I thought you fell or something. It's not very big at all. |
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Aug 1 2009, 09:48 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (Mommy @ Aug 1 2009, 10:37 PM) So that's what that facebook pic is... I thought you fell or something. It's not very big at all. Yeah pellets are tiny Woody, I posted a pic on facebook. Can't post it on here cause I'm on my phone. It isn't anything special though -------------------- |
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FORSAKENR320 !@#$%! Aug 1 2009, 05:11 PM
Dogmeat REAL MEN DO NOT NEED INSTRUCTIONS
YOU WERE BEING ... Aug 1 2009, 05:17 PM FORSAKENR320 lol Aug 1 2009, 07:03 PM
Mommy QUOTE (Oasis @ Aug 1 2009, 09:48 PM) Yeah... Aug 1 2009, 09:50 PM THECHICKEN QUOTE (Oasis @ Aug 1 2009, 08:23 PM) That... Aug 6 2009, 04:11 AM woody both FORSAKENR's & will's stories suck... Aug 1 2009, 09:09 PM Mommy I knew this guy in high school who was cleaning a ... Aug 1 2009, 09:36 PM FORSAKENR320 QUOTE (Mommy @ Aug 1 2009, 10:36 PM) I kn... Aug 2 2009, 08:27 PM impala454 Ah yes, reminds me of when I first took my Ruger M... Aug 6 2009, 07:48 AM FORSAKENR320 yea
the plan is to take the tv and go shoot it t... Aug 6 2009, 04:35 PM impala454 I'd at least look into selling it, there's... Aug 6 2009, 07:59 PM cmac blow it up. pipe bomb or something.
and post it o... Aug 6 2009, 11:55 PM FORSAKENR320 not yet, gonna get the rail guard and the muzzle b... Aug 7 2009, 04:29 PM |
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